bigfella

Thought 'endo had gone to Saudi

Yep, I was there too. Bracewell and Trevor Steven (I think), tried to sandwich Whitehurst with the inevitable conclusion of big Billy dusting himself down as both teams physios raced on to tend to the two prostrate Everton players.

What the fuck was wrong with that challenge from Gordon?

Bugger.

Schar injury in less than twenty seconds

I mean, it's a matter of taste and all that, but anyone who thinks Katy "two inches of troweled on makeup" Perry is an upgrade on Aniston needs their eyes seeing to.

Made a lamb Rogan Josh this afternoon, it's currently simmering away, should be ready for half seven. I'll be having that with pilau rice and a garlic and coriander naan, washed down with a few bottles of Black Sheep Amber Ale.

Unfortunately going straight to pens

And there's some think there's no corruption in football...

Cunts.

What a player this kid is, he knew that was in as soon as he dinked it, he'd already turned away before it hit the back of the net.

If you know where to look, there's a still photograph of that scene, cropped about six inches lower

Makems getting beyt.

Got 100/1 on skybet just now for Sunderland win. Put a whole 40p on.

I've heard Mowbray is unhappy with their transfer business and is considering walking away.

Red card for Hume. Tee hee.

Ipswich should have had a pen there, the forward was wiped out by the clumsy cunt Ballard.

2-0 Ipswich. Good goal.

Makems 1-0 down, massively deflected, messy goal

I saw one of those highlight reels of Willock on Facebook at the end of the season and honestly, if that was a player we were linked with, everyone would be creaming over it.

First reply from a Luton fan - "are they all tall?"

Few people being wooshed here. The original poster was taking the piss.

Gordon's been decent. Goal! Ashby! Lovely ball from Burn to Isak.

Son of Soapy. One for the teenagers there ..

As a side note, how much better is the commentary using the radio guys rather than the usual fuckin Hinchcliffe et al?