bigfella

How's that not offside like? Saka down next to the touchline, not the final ball.

For. Fucks. Sake. Never his fault. Give him more time. Didn't get the players he wanted in the window. Aaargh!

Well that's exactly it, the squad is easily good enough to be competing at the top end of the table, as they were a year ago, before the fat fraud landed.

It's absolutely baffling why none of these pundits will put two and two together and actually criticize the fat fraud. What has he got over them all? It's certainly not charm - he's got to be the rudest interviewee you ever see in his pre and post match pressers, constantly interrupting. Like I say, where does the nice guy thing come from. He's just a cunt.

That'll have ruined a few bets.

There's also a novelist called Steve Bruce, who writes unintentionally laughable football fiction. Almost as if he knows fuck all about the subject, even though he's been doing it for years...oh hang on...

Ferguson's face there

I remember Joe Hart being called crisp packet wrists on the old Football 365 forum. Got to be 10/11 years ago.

That article is 100% horseshit. St Maximin has it right in his post above.

Other way round. We were singing it about Mitro way before Will Grigg was a thing.

Ban.

"Fatty what's the score?" sing the Brum fans

Two in two minutes for the makems. To be fair they've been the best team and look better for it, once they had to make the change up front.

I'd follow Michael Sheen wherever he wanted to go...and he's shagged Kate Beckinsale, so I'd probably suck his cock as well

The matches will probably be called off because the sports governing bodies will "listen to the tone of the nation" ie they'll bend down to what the right wing press says is the tone of the nation.

All of the missed chances in the first half of the Man U home game 95/96 season. If any one of them had gone in and we draw, we win the title, the rest of the season would have been so different.

0-1 Burnley. Penalty.

What two and a half minutes of timewasting in five? Fuck off man.

Yes.

I'm not Dan Burn, like.

To keep Adam Johnson happy

Which was my point ^^^ Oh well.

We're likely to get a good hammering with either of those formations mate.

Never seen that before, it's good quality for the time. Nice to see the legend in my avatar, captain Colin Veitch with the coin toss.

Bloke I used to work with would have a tin of cold peas or carrots for his bait. Or sometimes, for a bit of variation, he'd have a can of those diced mixed veg. Straight from the tin