bigfella

Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

And calling all the Liverpool players by their first names. Switched back to the cricket.

Shite. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/straight-cucumbers/&ved=2ahUKEwiSmfCjrLXkAhVsURUIHQ_wA8kQFjALegQIBBAC&usg=AOvVaw0LwieVRu2YV04xoN-RNqE6

Willy Boly sent off for two bookable offences, the second of which was , well, soft. Makes you laugh, compared to the assaults he got away with against us last season.

Just seen the score in their game It'd be fuckin hilarious if, after being taken over by the richest blokes in the world, they don't get promoted this season. And then they fuck up next season too and the new owners decide to sell up as a lost cause. Let's face it, spending more than all the other teams in their division put together, didn't work last season, did it?

I saw us win a sudden death penalty shootout in the mercantile credit at Wembley, so that should be in there .. doesn't make it much better, mind

Shelvey and Hayden pretending they care there...just admit it lads, under this regime we don't care about cup competitions. Just slink off and in the post match interviews spout your usual shite about how there's no lack of effort and how you're gutted for the fans. The whole rotten lot deserve each other IMHO.

Fuckin useless. And Darlows not going to save any

Fuckin useless. And Darlows not going to save any

Sheffield Wednesday last minute winner so just ours left for pens

On now. Bournemouth through.

They're bound to, biggest game of the night and all that.

Wasn't a dive after all - clearly tripped by the East Stand there...thank god for VAR

After the games

What a fuckin goal for Lincoln there. As sweet a volley as you'll ever see, screamed into the top of the net.

Which, er, river are you traversing? Don't think it's on anywhere, just Sky Sports showing goals just after they happen

FFS, they should have disallowed it for that. Fuckin embarrassment.

The first one was a disgrace, but the second wasn't much better, a trundling shot from the edge of the area which didn't even find the corner with Hart two yards away from saving. .

Makems winning 3-1 now. Crisp packet wrists Joe Hart to blame for both goals since half time

Just seen the weather forecast for Sunday, could be touching 30° come kick off time. After the inevitable bumming, wonder if Brucey will do a pardew and blame the bank holiday weather

Hanoitoon on twitter pointed out that the Chronicle have a content partnership with TalkShite. Talk sport for all it's shortcomings, is the only national sports radio broadcaster in this country, so there's always plenty of stories for the useless newspapers to fill up their column inches. I switch off whenever the likes of Jordan or Fat Sham come on, but they have got some decent broadcasters.

As if we weren't going to take enough of a hiding, Mike Dean is ref for this....

I've said this for years : Wise has been the poisonous dwarf behind much of Ashley's wrongdoings - ".. jas do it Mike, it'wwl piss those Geordies off, be a giggwwl..."

Is that Big Fat Ron with the tinted geps sitting behind Shortstaff?