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Barton spotted wearing shirt that states "If you can read this, I left my backpack on the tube".

Shola attempts to put Martins off scoring again before he Obatakes him in the goalscoring charts. Craig Hope would be proud!

ha ha good spot. He's even doing the somersault!

Gazza circa 1996, bottom right.

sue them, Joey! Sue them all!

to the left of Pavlyuchenko - Laurent Robert in a beanie and above him Neil Warnock.

Pavlyuchenko's there - to the right of Martins and up a bit.

"you took cocks up your arse in jail" "just be careful what you say, sunny Jim - people might be able to lip read" somehow can't see that being Barton's response. "Yeah, well you take them in your spare time! Outside of jail! In a consensual fashion!" Would have been a killer reply. I personally would have gone for "so's your mum", but that's just as cutting.

"you took cocks up your arse in jail" "just be careful what you say, sunny Jim - people might be able to lip read" somehow can't see that being Barton's response.

Barton should sue!

after calling it 'big cheeked' lol which in turn offended Dawn French

Ask enough idiots, and you'll get the required answer. If not, INVENT Its served them well enough in the past. Didn't come across like that ! Sorry for snapping. Theres a few on here WOULD say that kind of thing, and have in the past. Understandable reaction from yours truly in that light. no problem

Poll - the man who booked a player THREE times ? Yeah, we can trust his judgement can't we ? Racist - NO ! (although by BBC/rags/ definition aren't we all ?) Sexist ? Yeah, suppose so.... not to mention outrageously homophobic. Oh deary deary me...getting on our Guardian reader soap box now, are we ? Jesus.....the humour bypass worked, then ? I was actually joking as well

hope he does.

Poll - the man who booked a player THREE times ? Yeah, we can trust his judgement can't we ? Racist - NO ! (although by BBC/rags/ definition aren't we all ?) Sexist ? Yeah, suppose so.... not to mention outrageously homophobic.

Why'd you put up a pic of Agbonthewhore ? sexist.

hehehe yeah, pete burns wasn't too pleased either I'm just waiting to hear Beaker from the muppets' reaction.

oh don't worry I'm pretty sure the media will take care of that.

is calling someone 'big lips' racist anyway? If anything it's racist to suggest it's racist. It's no different to accusing someone of anti-semitism because they called someone 'big nose'. and if I'd just hauled someone to the ground like Agbonlahor did I'd expect some insults.

it would be a phenomenal achievement if they qualify from the group stages. Are their remaining matches at home.

To be honest, that sounds a fair assessment to me, although a bit harsh on MON, and a bit harsh on Laursen too. We're tired, and we're playing again on Thursday and then again on Sunday. There's too much football. well you shouldn't have been so good last season then, should ya?

Barton takes Kinnear's advice of "stand up and be counted" a little too literally.

so that's Graham Poll wrong, AGAIN.

I don't think I've ever seen a player like him before.