Oakie Doke

"no intention of joining" was translated from "Gateshead? lol dem bumbaclartzz" have FM done justice to his outstanding ability?

well he had led them to an historic 2-1 home victory over us. I suppose after that there's not much more one can achieve in world football.

Just don't concede any throw-ins. Simple.

Nile Ranger doesn't gamble - gambling suggests an element of chance. Nile Ranger selects.

perhaps we should retire the number... wait, what was his shirt number?

I'm not one to wish death upon anyone but i mean, Craig Hope, i mean sometimes, i just... no, no. *breathe* When Zoggy smiles he looks like 50 Cent that's like saying when Hell freezes over it looks like Lapland.

I think people are getting over the Keegan-saga and no longer feel the need to point the almighty finger of blame.

You encourage s**** patter by laughing at it, Dave. what a mickey mouse comment

conducting himself improperly

"yeah he's first choice now" *man jumps ship*

Steven Taylor might benefit from staying there for a few more years.

can't see them going through now

really will be a stunning achievement if they can qualify.

would be nice if someone puts it on youtube

he's probably told his gangster mates to beat up anyone called John who's at training tomorrow.

OMG

the fantastic four

he has done a fairly good job under not exactly the best of circumstances.

out for up to 8 weeks

he ALWAYS scores against us

why do that?

oh so you're a bumbaclart?

Isn't barton a bit of an Indie Cindy? Lego haircut, polka dot dress? I wish. Barton probably likes hardcore neo-Nazi death metal.

yeah Jonas kept giving Enrique sideways glances, like he was thinking "is this a joke?"