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well John Terry's getting very good at crying if that's what you're looking for.

he looks like David Seaman's evil twin brother

folded like a... magazine

his goalscoring rate's not that good

It was a pelanty though It was a pelanty, but a big call to make and maybe a bit harsh on the Poles.

and it finishes Howard Webb 1-1 Poland

were too good to use apostrophes.

Ivan Rakitic looks like a good player imho

Turan's the best rated player on BBC with an 8.0, for what it's worth.

apparently it's actually pronounced "Czecho... I mean the Republic of Czechoslovakia". I hate David Pleat

Goodison Park boss David Moyes is planning a daring raid on Sporting Lisbon to snatch Portugal's £16m-rated Joao Moutinho from under the noses of Manchester United and Arsenal. (The Sun )

and his name's better than Gomis'. Sign him up

Yeah I always instantly think of a smirk smile on a broad, square chinned face every time I hear it.

either him or Moutinho would be very good. I'm not fussy.

Interesting suggestion. He was supposedly on our radar wasn't he? Some story about us going for Deco or him. Was that recently? I vaguely remember us being linked with him a year a go but his value will probably have rocketed since then Still, I'd love to see us try for him.

Interesting suggestion.

I think we should try to sign Joao Moutinho, even though we'd probably be wasting our time.

well done everyone. We don't always get along, and there have been some difficult times along the way, but this truly is a great day in the history of Newcastle United Football Club.

i still luv u joaquin!

are Toronto the best supported club in MLS?

Barton got off lightly

we could have signed him then loaned him out to Wolves

too much.