Oakie Doke

just basically he'd had enough of the instability at the club and didn't get on with Kinnear. He also said he'd always respect Newcastle and thanked the fans. Brought a tear to my eye.

I just heard him speak for the first ever time. His English is pretty good.

so he'd have fitted in well then?

I think he'll do well there but it's a good deal for us. I've added a lot to the discussion.

Pele.

Nile Ranger's black.

Something much worse happened to me right after the match, so talking about NUFC is actually a welcome diversion at the moment. cf. the "mood" thread in general chat. you were raped?

come on, we're not gonna sign Kaka

we should try to get Ketsbaia for manager, he might just be mad enough to take it. Or even someone like Gary Speed. Or Gary Speed's cat. Anything but this.

Nicky Butt off. Some good news finally.

another all-action shift from Duff.

please smack someone Barton. Anyone.

undeserved.

that was certainly a close Shayve

has Carroll got facebook?

I think Jonas might actually be Tugay timetravelling.

Port Talbot beating Connah's Quay.

there are more sophisticated ways of letting groundsmen know they're not doing a good job.

what the hell's Ranger playing at?

expect him to be in their next ad.

"lots of people are doing it, Custard!"

maybe they were suggesting he talks to Frank about the dangers of cocaine abuse.

whereas we could deffo win the league

He some Trondheim based Danish specialist we've signed on the quiet? Rosenkrands is actually his middle name