Oakie Doke

anyone else slightly aroused by the whole turn of events?

the net rippled ffs. Goal.

Elliot pressing triangle for lolz.

Goal kick given, thank God.

David Furnish is going to receive some particularly angry abuse tonight.

just fuck off Paddy Kenny.

this is crazy

Hul it is then. Fuck's sake.

Paddy Kenny rolling back the years.

Steve Bruce and his Egypt fetish.

fuck off Hull. No one likes you.

GOUFFRAN DROPPED.

Get in Cardiff!

but what's your gut feeling?

really hope Watford pip Hull to 2nd.

Can't believe he's only 31.

Have we finally discovered dark matter, and if so, how significant could this be in contemporary astrophysics?

we were conceding 6 before it was cool.

I've been saying this for years, before he was even playing professionally.

feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all!

Sagna with Jonas-esque levels of shit there.

so this actually happened then.

maybe he's just shy.

Fuck all. Didn't have to.

only beat us 0-3