Oakie Doke

was waiting to see what they'd come up with for next season. Didn't think they'd top this year's kit but somehow they have.

some people on here need to take a serious look at themselves. This is just how things are right now. We can't change that. Don't you see the sheer futility in what your doing? It can't be good for you and I know it's upsetting Dave.

Bullshit. You're all talking bullshit.

I hope Basel win the whole thing.

we're settling for the 3 points.

Ola John is Collins John's brother.

well I think I've already used the term the "Summer of Carrs" in another thread, which I think nicely sums up what I want to happen in the transfer window. I want to see the loan signing of Andy Carroll, the permanent signing of Michael Carrick for £7.4m and the return of Stephen Carr.

Alright, it's over. It's happened now.

I loved that. Deuce came in like "yeah we should get Northern Rock or Newcastle Brown back as sponsors." And then there's an awkward pause and Dave's like "Erm..." and then bimpy comes in and goes "err yeah this is awkward". Then Deuce is all like "what?" then Dave goes "yeah this is why that was a stupid statement etc" and then Deuce is all "oh ok my bad". Great moment. For a full transcript read above.

he was cool. In 1998.

reminds me of Barton karate kicking a mackem. So yeah, good times.

that still makes me cringe and I don't even like the guy

bring back Tony Jimenez, for heavens sake.

Bright Dike what a name. At first I thought Sandi Toksvig was playing.

I'm amazed, delighted for him and relieved.

why is Gary Barlow co-commentating?

there's a documentary on itv4 after this game about Joao Moutinho. Moutinho it's called. Should be well worth a watch. I'm Oakie Doke.

I can't help thinking there's more to this than meets the eye. This could easily be part of an elaborate cover-up. What do we know about Steve Harper's sexual preferences?

sweely pls

I agree with benny.

Yeah. Why, do you know him?

there's a player I like the look of in the MLS. Fairly tall winger who plays for a team. Good with the ball at his feet. Can anyone help me out? Who am I thinking of? We should buy him.

absolute disgrace that Carrick wasn't playing for us in his prime. Inexcusable tbh. I'm Oakie Doke. Thanks for reading.

just completely dumbfounded by the whole incident.