Oakie Doke

Evian ended up winning 4-1 on pens. Water match! I was shore PSG would take advantage of Evian's leaky defence but buoy was I wrong!

the Brilliant Premier League.

I love the fact there's an Evian football team. All we need now is a Buxton team and for them to play each other in an ultimate water-themed football stand off. Truly inspirational stuff!

this football club does not concede goals. *storms out Fergie-style*

This may sound harsh but we should just have him put to sleep. The fees required to sort him out will be astronomical and it's kinder in the long run.

That's a great shout.

he's dead to me. I mean it.

why has noone said antic

the horse was asking for it.

3,463.

Lionel Perez.

He'll outlast us all.

I've just voted for the Benfica match. Feel better about our thrashing today already.

just keep us up, please.

HE'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

one of those games now where you just lose interest because of such an injustice.

fuck off.

lol tru

;superb play... from Danny Rose

didn't he commentate on the last Tyne-Wear derby as well?

is it Howard Webb or Harold Webb? Genuine question.

GTFI! We're at home!

Result. it hasn't started yet.

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No. You're welcome to look but you won't find any.