Oakie Doke

he's just a hilarious individual.

you do it. I did when I put 2 up. again. strange Now, please.

you do it. I did when I put 2 up. again.

you do it.

Zlatan is better looking than Barton, big nose or not. Needs a hair cut though.

never mind that, how do you rate his sex appeal?

what?

Jonas is a good looking man. Coloccini perhaps less so but still no malo.

Hard to look good next to Jonas tbf. But no, Colo's not ugly.

The Mighty Buch.

wanted him to be a one-club man so I'm personally devastated.

what a truly beautiful, beautiful man.

looking forward to Barton v Becks.

just seen the result. I knew we were 1-0 down a tone point so this makes a lovely surprise.

I wondered how he'd cope with the pressure of wearing Ramage's shirt number but he seems to have coped with it well and even made it his own.

the rugby was good.

we have to sign Max Power

what's Srníček up to these days?

I do hate Stoke.

We have more than enough to beat them, regardless of Krul's injury, but we'll need to get at them early. it's the sort of game where if things aren't going our way for the first half hour or so the fans might start getting impatient and that can have a negative impact on player morale. Hoping to see Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa involved. Newcastle P-P Southampton.

I happen to like Fulham. Craven Cottage is probably my favourite ground other than SJP.

Wigan vs Reading today. Can't wait!

Rob Elliot your time has come.

I'd love to be the guy doing the football updates on the BBC Sport website. All you have to do is praise everything Gareth Bale does and quote Joey Barton's twitter. Oh and comment on a goal 10 minutes after it's been scored.

Dan, Coventry on text: "Am I the only one who thinks Zenit's squad is overall better than Liverpool's?" err, no Dan you're not.