Oakie Doke

so weird to think there was a time when we had Giuseppe Rossi and he was bring kept out of the team by Antoine Sibierski

I've never been wrong yet.

feel this has quite possibly sealed our relegation.

I think all the protests against him really fucked him up, Havisham style. Now he just sits in a darkened room wearing his Smith 17 shirt and plotting ways to further disappoint the fans.

that's just it. Certainly wouldn't be much of an improvement on Pardew, if at all.

Hughton would have actually been assassinated for that.

from general play a draw would have been fair. Our defence is just so fucking shit that any hint of a threat from opponents usually = a goal.

time to give George Graham a ring.

can see him going tbh.

Santon

I liked him when he was West Ham. Unfortunately he disappeared up his own arse a long time a go.

I don't want him to leave

Yeah we really should do that.

NO DICE.

Torres would only bolster the team's already healthy handsomeness.

stronger defensively but weaker offensively would be my expert analysis.

that's the sign of true integrity in a man, as Larry David will tell you.

stuns opposition players with his beauty.

it's a rare phenomenon when you can't actually decide whether Cabaye is the best looking man in view.

it was basically like on FIFA when you concede a late goal and frustration kicks in and you start almost deliberately making it worse for yourself.

He hasn't got a clue what will happen regarding transfers. I think it all rests on how much MA drinks New Year's Eve.

that game sounds like a laugh riot

He criticised Mourinho's Porto team for diving against them in the CL and then 8 years later admitted he may have got it wrong. Was very big of him.

the fact he keeps peddling the old "players coming back" crap does rather suggest no-one's coming in

what a find.