Oakie Doke

"That is an extraordinary picture, isn't it?" "....Yeah but....if you lie a mirror on the ground, then you could actually recreate that." he's killing me!

"if I was a betting man... I'd say that was a man."

why do so many on here seem to have a red number fetish? I think it'd look awful, very Grimsby-esque.

Ridiculous that that goal was disallowed. What a joke.

yes... yes... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEESSSS! THAT was a GOALL!

Don't worry, he's coming back. With Douglas.

I'm pretty sure Lawro used the same phrase.

http://hendricks266.duke4.net/img/awesome/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

The very fact we're still in contention for a CL place at this stage of the season is fantastic and testament to the huge effort that the players and staff have put into this season. We just have to keep taking one game at a time and focus on what we're doing. very proud of the lads

Coyle - Wolves kept going when they were 2-0 down.

I'm getting frustrated watching the match again

it's like West Brom's away in that it looks like a rugby kit.

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what a day.

Didn't realise Murphy was so crap.

I prefer the last set of adverts, which says a f***ing lot. Aye what happened to Nick of my family? He switched to Virgin Media and his wife left him.

he should tell Riise to release the kraken.

They should have just abandoned the match after the boat incident. Things like that really put football into perspective.

Aye good player. Remember him being decent when he played against us for AZ back in the day. Doubt he'd move unless he was guaranteed first team football like. He really stood out in that tie. I think I remember the commentator saying he was linked with Real Madrid.

Very good I'm embarrassed by it tbh. Can't be too embarrassed. How do you think the boat cap'n feels? It was the worst sea man handling I've seen since Seaman's handling.

Very good I'm embarrassed by it tbh.

well it certainly hasn't been plain sailing for Chelsea! Apart from when the boat appeared on the pitch.

so let me get this straight, if Fulham win, we're in the Champions League?

I reckon he'll find his form for these last few games and get to the 20 goal mark.

thought this was a matchthread that was destined to be deleted. Both world class goals. Would probably say today's was the best may just be because it just happened and it was a better camera angle!