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I want Ivory Coast to win to be honest. I know we need Cheick back asap, but I'd be so happy for him and I like the way they play.

legend, King Shola. Thanks for the effort, Sifu.

Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world.... and I include Canada in that!

he's coming here. Told you, it was him in the taxi.

I've just seen a guy who looked an awful lot like Mariappa with, presumably his agent, get out of a taxi just outside SJP. Then what started as a friendly gesture by both men offering to pay the fare, turned into a massive argument and Mariappa got back into the taxi, slamming the door and being driven away. His 'agent' is still stood there on his phone, looking bewildered. More updates as I get them.

I really hope that Liverpool do buy Defoe for 14m have they not learnt anything from last year?

1 down. Who is man enough to accept the transcribe challenge? Damn, he's a sexy Cheik.

I'm excited/apprehensive.

if someone was to do subs of those videos they should be heralded on here as the best poster ever and made admin.

ZLATAN is a legend.

will you lot get a hold of yourselves? This is a player who has loyally served this club for almost 5 years, persistently declined moving elsewhere - vowing to stay here and fight for his wages, when a poorer man would have just moved on. Show some f***ing respect. I'm embarrassed to think how he would react if he saw these messages. If you are reading this thread, Alan, please know that some of us do appreciate the effort you put in during your time here and wish you well for the future.

Crawley at home in the next round would be nice.

surely Kadar should be at CB rather than Perch.

Can you tell me whereabouts you live? I will ring ESPN up and make sure they aren't inadvertantly transmitting their channel to people who aren't meant to have it.

thanks

they're in Pards' mobile home. That's how the squad always travel to away games.

I don't believe De Gea is 6'3-6'4 as Roy Keane just said. Maybe in Spain he got away with claiming that height. Carroll dwarfed him.

great play from Rafael and Park.

De Gea is useless.

One can overuse the ellipsis, y'know. I found his post suspenseful and dramatic.

I'm sure if Duberry had the chance he would swap lives with Smith. Who wouldn't?

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the only 'inside' knowledge Owen may have is who will win the 3:10 at Ascot

He is there most weekends. Spoke to him a good few times. He doesnt even play the tables very often...Just gets lashed in the lounge but downstairs. Tool.com Bit sad really. Oh well.

Is this a joke this time nope. I suffer from extreme mood swings.