Colocho

Oh look, all he had to do to win the hearts of the Geordie faithful was score two goals against lowly Ecuador. Now he must be our saviour.

We aren't going to get him.

Oh common, our budget is £20 million but we're willing to bid £18 million for one player.... yet the directors want a list of young players.  It doesn't take much logical thinking to dispel the s*** from the papers people, think a bit more.

 

For the millionth time the Modric deal was going to be paid as £6.5 million over three years.

 

It's likely that most of our deals will be done this way from now on.

 

"For the millllionth time!!!!"

 

  Aye, that really had been drilled into me from day one like.

 

You're about as dramatic as Lady Macbeth, Kaka.

Designs are ok but that sponsor's f***ing horrible.

Thai beer isn't it?

That Hargreaves is a quality pen taker by the way. Was the best of the lot on Wednesday night.

German.

He's a great goalscorer and is certainly not fat, but neither is he the first ever person to lose his mum.

I still think he could become a hero for us.

Joaquin and Cuellar please.

Is he a defensive midfielder then or an attacking midfielder like Kaka said?

He is definitely a defensive midfielder.

Nasri or Aquilani will replace Hleb.

"I was raised and grew up here. I want to serve as the captain of this team. Our club is working on a new stadium project. I will leave the team when I am told to do so, but I want to play in the stadium to be established in Aslantepe"

Very exciting rumours. Of course, we know not to ever get excited.

What a mess.

Whys it all young'uns modelling it?  Please don't say they still pride themselves on that 'academy of football' bollocks?

They are the local lads.

I'll pay for the taxi, if it's true? can't believe Schwarzer would be going to Juventus.

Why? He would be a great second choice.

We should never have sold Parker and we should never have bought Smith. Parker and Barton would be a great centre midfield partnership in my opinion.

Now consider Steve Round's contribution to our recent success. He isn't being offered a new deal, is this the way we are going? Wage cuts?

 

What contribution?

 

And who says?

I was being facetious.

Now consider Steve Round's contribution to our recent success. He isn't being offered a new deal, is this the way we are going? Wage cuts?

The home visits of Blackburn and Derby. Miserable times.

No news on him lately?Seems to have gone quiet all of a sudden!

Linked to Arsenal a few days ago.

Smith has scored once in the last 3 years in the league and has 4 assists over those 3 years. Number of appearences in the last 3 years = 63

Who made the most of our attempts on goal?

“I am going to tell you a sad story that may seem like a fable but it is true. There once was a beautiful black cat. It lived at Appiano Gentile [inter’s training ground].

“It loved to stretch out on the grass where the Inter players would practice. They would train and he would enjoy the sun, occasionally glancing with feline distraction at those madmen kicking a ball.

“It had never hurt anyone. It dozed, sprawled and with its paw would wash itself. Its problems began when someone noticed it at the edge of the pitch — oh no a black cat.

“We are in the Third Millennium, the witches have all been burnt centuries ago but there are still imbeciles who believe that a black cat brings bad luck.”

Let him go Qatar.

Benzema

 

EDIT: Is he being linked with any top clubs around Europe?

Barcelona.

How many of the people on here that have voted for Gomis have actually seen him play?

Newcastle have had a £9m bid rejected by St Etienne for striker Bafetimbi Gomis and the French club are holding out for £17m. (The People)

Barnes, Shorey, Kitson, Steven Kelly and Muamba.

I like Zarate but I'm not sure where we could fit him in.

He'd cost more than £10 million, apparently.

Being at the 4-1 win at White Harte Lane.