Fenham Mag

Happy Christmas one and all. Have a merry Toon-mas.

Shud giv it to shouldiers.

Messi Sorry, too mainstream.

Dempsey joins Fulham on loan for 2 months. Another nail in Sunderland's coffin.

Messi should be in there, ridiculous he has been forgotten about.

One of the lesser known Christmas hits.

Geories. Geordie cunts.

It looks like Everton fans have took over the vote anyway. Howard has won the GK, Coleman is miles in front for Best RB.

Premier League ‏@premierleague 16m Head on over to http://premierleague.com to pick your #BPL right-back for 2013 - it's either Sagna, Walker, Coleman, Ivanovic or Zabaleta... What a joke.

FFS Nobody.

He could be the Danny Mills, Trevor Sinclair or even Stephen Warnock of the WC 2014.

Classic psychopath traits. Intellect He's white too.

Djmattis return - Loudest forum pop since Tiote's equaliser against Arsenal.

That would be a turn up for the books.

Has a horrible fat arse.

Yes, that is what I am talking about, good quality pile carpet. Persian rugs laid down over top an inch of memory foam. This is the future.

Yes, that is what I am talking about, good quality pile carpet.

I hear the phrase 'The pitch is like a carpet', it had me wondering, what would it be like if they actually laid a carpet on a full sized pitch. Obviously a lot of knee burns but I bet it would smell lush.

Sherwood confirmed haha.

'Don't take me home' Europe

That was a pen.

This is boring.

Debuchy song is mint atm.