Fenham Mag

Hope there’s a police escort for this lot, dangerous outfit.

I’ll take it! We have some great young players on our books. Would really love a wonder kid from Brazil mind, not that I’m greedy.

When was the last time we bought a top scorer from a summer tournament, even if it was a youth tournament? Shearer after Euro 96?

Into these actual nonces tomorrow.

Think he said in contention for the squad this weekend.

I'm sure he's seen them and the above is complete bollocks.

Brilliant news - get him in left back against Spurs and give Burn a rest.

Yep - Eddie very clever with his wording to essentially say fuck off to DRC.

Wish this bollocks would just stop like.

Any news on his ACL?

Is that Paully's mate?

Got a feeling he will hit the ground running when he's back and start scoring straight off. Will make a mockery of this hullabaloo about Isak not having a preseason.

I think they mean replacing Trippier like for like to give him a rest.

1 goal in 11 games this season for club and country.

Groin injury you say?

The next David Bentley.

Wissa on the bench for this?

He was coming inside and deep a lot last night, we need to see this more instead of hogging the left touchline.

Reminded me of the cup final celebrations after the final whistle

Anyone got a video of his volley?

I think he's our GOAT.

Spanish pricks.

Yep spot on, although I'd be tempted to rest Trippier in one of those games and bring in Kraft.

Victims like all scousers.

He played in every single game for our cup winning run so I have to politely disagree with you on this one.