Fenham Mag

Maybe UEFA can start by giving more prize money to Europa League participants, its lopsided at the moment.

Imagine him alongside Kompany. Just hypothetical not shit stirring or anything.

I bet NI are glad McClean chose the ROI. He is a poor, poor man's Keith Gillespie.

He is the very definition of cult hero. I will go mad when he gets his first goal.

I want to see an 'Albert 5-0' goal from him to just take his legend to another level.

9-1 even Shakespeare scored.

http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/CartoonsMoviesTV/Sylvester2.jpg THAT's where they get that nickname from.

Any news why a supposedly sold-out game was near 1,500 under capacity?

4 and a half more years

Neesy:

There's only so far he can dribble. At the moment, they are starting deep and ending halfway in the oppositions half. We need those dribbles to end in the oppositions box.

Neil pls?

I hate how derisive the press are to Pardew for daring to compare him to Bobby Moore.

4 point cooshin.

West Ham are definitely the surprise package this season, sadly.

The young Russian, Grant Holt?

Howay Shearer man.

Jonas so philosophical.

Legs are more important than vital organs apparently.

MAGEDIA!!!!!!!!!!

Never a red.

Bedding him in.