Fenham Mag

Pienaar has been the best ever signing ever.

Slut.

He ate the pen

The Ameobi legacy

If Moses and Nile played together on itv I don't know if I could take the awful puns

What a fantastic season Kuyt is having.

Strength means nowt in football if you don't have agility and balance, not to mention intelligence. See Ade Akinbiyi and Drogba as perfect examples of this.

Yeh, apparently they are after Huth. It wouldn't surprise me if Huth to Arsenal , Samba to Stoke happened, with once again Arsene getting the raw end of the deal.

Mike Ashley = Freddy Krueger

Rooney may have a receding hairline but Owen has a heed the shape of an apple with a nob attached to it.

Agreed. But he has gained a lot of strength over the past few years. Shame he often does nothing with it.

Abdoulaye Faye on a free? Certainly a much better back up than Sol Campbell.

A canny goal return for him this season . Still hampered by injuries.

Uses 'We' a lot. Staying?

Stoke will win anyway.

Ward almost doing a half gazza

His dog has been granted a EU passport.

What a fucking cunt for celebrating like.

Win 3-0.

Supafan Derek there.

Sell him.

I've wanted him for 4. Ive been scouting him since he was a wee kipper in Sweden.

I think he just lazy. Not that he doesn't care.

Fucking hell

Like what he said about Steven Taylor today.