geordieglory

Aye, it's supposed to be a charity friendly, I want to see goals and showboating. Instead it's like they've [the pros] all been Pardewed.

So tempted by this Sold! Then laid £10.53 (= £10 + 5% commission) on Betfair at short odds (1.52) giving net winnings of £10.00 and net liability of £5.48. Potential outcomes: Arsenal win in 90 minutes = up by £25.52 Arsenal don't win in 90 minutes = £0.00 profit/loss Literally risk-free betting. Cheers Wullie.

Think we should see more player-scores-against-their-former-club celebrations in this style: For the lolz.

17.00 - Almeria v Messi&Neymar 21.00 - Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid 17.00-All Ireland hurling final Cork vs Clare http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/disgusted-clint-eastwood.gif

Remember really liking both Andy Hinchcliffe and especially Steve Guppy back in the day, as it was so unusual at that time to see an English player with a sweet left foot.

Gary Neville.

Has he Ever been good?

Daniel Levy this window: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fGtqTrJ5Ybk/Uem654FdxcI/AAAAAAAAABo/TkC04zkiixg/s1600/levy2.gif

Moyes continues his ascent up the Ladder Of c***s since moving to Old Trafford: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/23/david-moyes-marouane-fellaini-leighton-baines?CMP=twt_gu What a load of old bollocks. Yeah, Dave, I'm sure if Fergie had given you a call offering £28m for Baines and Fellaini this time last year you would've been all, "Oh yes, of course, Sir Alex, of course I'll sell. I mean, if it was anyone else but Manchester United then I'd tell you that I want to keep my best players and that you could get f***ed sideways with a large mallet, but seeing as you're calling as the manager from the Theatre Of Dreams no less, then how could I possibly turn your bid down? I do have to bear in mind that I could financially and professionally enrich my star players beyond anything they could achieve at my poxy outfit, you know. Just pop the cheque in the post and we'll get them sent by Next Day delivery for you."

It looks like it's going to work out very well for Spurs, but surely the best deal in the history of football was and still is Inter getting Eto'o plus £40m in return for selling Zlatan to Barca?

Just an all-round cunt. What makes it worse is that he was (and is) actually proud of his cunt-ery. Blood was boiling listening to him justify himself on 606 yesterday by saying, "Yeah, I deliberately and wilfully acted like a complete twat, but at least I'm admitting that I pulled that shit." Not a hint of remorse or embarrassment at all in his voice. Right up there with Suarez in the disgusting human being stakes.

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Abso-fucking-exactly. Cunt of a man, and a shit player to boot.

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Utter cunt, what a loathsome individual he really is. "Well done, he's 13(!)" - fair play, Big Nev, digging him out there was the only correct response to a multi-millionaire humiliating a 13 year old kid in order to stroke his own ego. Cunt cunt cunt.

No good. I've known too many Spaniards. http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2011/10/Westley_on_cliff-thumb-500x280-32619.png

Draw in the Spurs vs Arsenal match was 3.65 on Betfair yesterday, seems pretty good value.

Can we get back to slagging off Lolerplol, please? Jamie Carragher is a total cunt - there, that should help us get back on track.

German international striker and Championship Manager legend (at least on CM97/98) Fredi Bobic. Had a brief spell on loan at Bolton in 2002 from Borussia Dortmund, and according to Wikipedia (I know, could well be bullshit!) he scored their last hattrick in a competitive game when he bagged 3 in a 4-1 defeat of Ipswich. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredi_Bobic http://www.solofutbol.cl/Imagenes/Albunes%20de%20futbol/alemania/Inglaterra%201996/bobic,%20fredi%201996.jpg

Who are the others? Henning Berg Henrik Larrson Christian Eriksen Ibrahimovich Melbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg Laudrup brothers and Peter Schmeichel???

Nice spot, I'll be on that too. Just piled on with £20 on Villa to qualify for the final at 2.12. Beginnings of a forum bet? In which case, sorry you won't be going to Wembley, brummie.

No surprise, their fans really are a horrible bunch of cunts.

Seems similar to when we signed Jonas - no technical rules broken, but doesn't leave you with a feeling of having the moral high ground. On the other hand, this time it's happened to Fergie, so fuck him and his wee club in the Pennines.