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Honestly didn't think he could kick a ball that far.

Ooh, this thread looks fun. Tonight i've had a punt on: £5 on Charlton, Swindon double. Returns roughly £30. £5 on Cardiff, Sheff. United, Preston, Boro. Returns around £55 (i think). Not sure what i'll stick on for the Champions League games yet.

Cunt. Only needed a draw to win my accumulator. 120-odd quid I could have done with. I mean come on, anyone but Duff for fucks sake.

This thread is genius, loving the Brown and Ronaldo ones.

Yet another anti-climax, had at least two dirty slag-easy chances to win it. Fucking wank match though. Barca - Chelsea tomorrow is going to be like watching porn in comparison. Just going to have to win against boro and rely on hull being more shite than us. It's head-to-head shit team top-trumps now. Christ.

Why does it have to be an evening kick-off, I'm having the longest day eveeeer... Woke up at like 5 in the morning, couldn't get back to sleep and have been shitting it since. Just praying for 3 fucking points. Not too much to ask surely?

Two hooves, a curly tail and a gash like a bucket. Probably.

From 606: From Rob, Manchester, via text on 81111: "Alright Jonathan? Blackburn fan here. Never have I seen a worse win in my life. I know it's three points but I am just embarrassed that my club has gone as low as playing anti-football. If we stay up, Big Sam out."

I'd poke her. Yeah so would I. With a fucking cattle prod. Rotten.

Spot on, ace post. Summed it up in a nutshell for me.

Do play 5-a-side but nowhere near as good as that, literally if we only shift 20 goals in a match it's considered a result, i'm sure the half time fags aren't helping matters. Been feigning injury for the last couple of weeks as the midweek 5-a-side humpings coupled with watching newcastle at the weekends is destroying my love for football, and life.

I'm not really overly bothered, he hasn't been filling me with confidence for a long time now, i tend to shit myself every time someone passes the ball back to him. Having Stevie Harper to fill in is hardly the end of the world either.