Pilko

Loving the ghostly Dara O'Brien there.

When they get that jumbo-screen thing, get someone to hack it and play this video Mick made ages ago:

Hey, was that someone brushing their teeth behind the dugout?

I heard someone whistling (through their mouth) before it was finished yesterday Yeah, I heard that on the radio. A few people actually mistook it for the referees whistle and started clapping, then the ref actually blew about 3 or 4 seconds later.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Olofinjana against his former club ofc.

Hope they lose but retain Brown.

Are Burton at home, or away? Burton at home is always a cracking bet, they have excellent home form and yet are usually underdogs in every game due to them being newly promoted. Always a good one to stick in an accy, if they're at home that is.

Chelsea game won't have more than two goals. SUPER SUNDAY and/or GRAND SLAM SUNDAY = damb squib.

Johnny Allen playing upfront for Northwich. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YUaB9C3r3FM/SelPw7XsPSI/AAAAAAAAABc/puw8Q8MgtBE/s400/billy+murray+as+johnny+allen.jpg

Would love to see a 0-1 Stoke win today.

Please please please: Hull 0-1 Stoke, with a goal from someone shit like Fuller

No thanks.

Have lumped on Drogba as an anytime goalscorer. 9/5 with Paddy Power, unreal price that. Also have a cheeky "first goal to be scored between the 51st and 60th minute" £1 pays £18 there.

OMG OMG OMG OMG SKIRGE'S FINGER OMG

I had Watford in one of my columns today, just the other useless twats fucked up didn't they

Nothing doing today. 2/4 on both lines.

Oh shut the fuck up Parky. God forbid something positive happening for once. He's been shit 97% of the time he has been here. Who, you or Jonas?

Oh shut the fuck up Parky. God forbid something positive happening for once.

Everyone scoffed when he spent money on Collins. Everyone except me. Get in.

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Forest.