Pilko

Munching through some Matchmakers. Mint, naturally.

Carroll is shit. Again. our corner

Carroll is shit

Gutierrez just wide.

They're still at the shop, and have been all match. With the money he saved from those raspberry turnovers, he could have bought Dirk Van Nostrilboy!

Who was it who called him G-Unit?

Ameritoon, do you know a guy called Mike?

Me too, FabregAsh! is a right pretentious twat, isn't he?

He's been finished for about a year, he's playing purely on his reputation from years gone by.

Let's see Ranger and Ferguson.

Yeah, if tonight's goalscoring exploits don't force Hughton to start him then I dunno what will. Hes already matched Carroll's tally for the season in about a third of the starts.

Cheers for the heads up. In other news, I've already won some money because I had Lovenkrands to score 2 or more. If we keep a clean sheet, I win even more money.

Yay!

"That would be meeeeeeeeeeee, Ted"

Reading are a better side than their league position suggests, McDermott has got them playing.

Christ, another good chance. Reading need to take one soon.

Aquilani's pinged pass a moment ago he's fucking terrible.

Carroll just wide.

wp Mowen. I have him to score 2+ so I need him to grab another.

I go downstairs for 2 seconds... I have him to score 2 or more, get in.

corner to us

Shame Ronaldo is at the match bbc newcastle "Carroll's touch and layoffs so far have been superb, absolutely first class"

Let's hope Dave has plenty of thread title editing to do tonight

hopefully the sound of the Kev and Nicky masterclass will cheer you up.