Pilko

Steven Taylor is the footballing equivalent of Muse. Not bad, quite good at times, but everything is just far too epic, far too over the top. Taylor seems to think he's the captain, always fucking pointing, or shouting, or trying to look like he knows what he's doing. Missing that chance fucked up our last ten minutes, because Taylor kept charging out of defence when he didn't need to and giving away a foul on the halfway line. He winds me up so much, I just wish he'd fuck off and just play football instead of trying to endear himself to the fans.

Steven Taylor was so fucking frustrating, giving away fouls when he didn't need to. The amount of times he does something rash is bloody ridiculous. That missed chance just made him worse as well, going in twice as fucking hard to try and compensate. A complete and utter nugget who needs to be taken down a peg, because the fans all think he's a nugget too.

Simpsons passing in general was rotten today.

I've always had a fairly balanced view of Carroll, but that fucking turgid performance has won me over: I blink Ronaldo, you were right all along. He's piss poor.

Fucking shit tonight, his touch is worse than Shola.

Fucks sake, another two points dropped. Another Christmas, the same old fucking story.

same here. I think we should lull the blues into a false sense of security by turning up 10 minutes before kickoff all packed into your ice cream van.

Diouf scoring against the mackems, you couldn't make it up.

He's not starting, thank fuck. Benched.

Shola left out for fitness purposes more than likely. Pleased with that though, bit harsh on Guthrie though. Nolan probably could do with a rest and we stick Guthrie CM.

From what I have heard that's about as likely as us seeing Jonas pull out his mask. I scored in the first game, suck me. Was also a Yorkie block away from netting last time.

I can confirm right now that I will definetely be doing the robot if I score.

Fucking hell, that was quick

If you want you could. You'd probably be better than Nixon.

Can see Gejon is viewing this... sorry mate, we've only got enough room for one fatty. Jill, you can play if you want.

He had better not be fukken starting today. He's bad enough without his geriatric legs having to play two lots of 90 minutes in 3 days.

He has scored tbf. Don't think he has. I think Dave means that goal at Ashton Gate that wasn't given, that was Sears.

Fucks sake. Pressure is on today.

Was always going to happen, Dave. Scunny have the worst defence in the league.

If he's got any sense he'll rest Nolan and he'll give Ryan Taylor a game.

I remember the last time Shola played against Derby. He looked like he was on smack.

Exactly. Some people don't understand the difference between 'bottling it' and just simply being outplayed through ability. For a good example of 'bottling it', see Nolan in any of the away games he played in last season. Stoke in particular.

His bottle went when we played the big teams. Check the results, re-read the match reports. He struggled more against the lower sides with the bruisers up front tbh. Spot on. Ricardo Fuller, Marlon King, Ishmael Miller and Emile Heskey are good examples.

Tbf give me a gun and I'd happily shoot Ashley anyway. And then Taylor probably. Either way he'd pretend he'd been shot. Wouldn't stand a chance with Taylor. My eye would already be out due to his massive pointing arm. Something like this; http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/400/Long_20Arm_20Langarmig.jpg Taylor would be easy to shoot, just put his thumb in your mouth, blow hard, his chest will puff out, then burst it with a shot to the nipple.