Pilko

Liverpool will be lucky to get top six at this rate.

Kuyt is woeful. Bet you Roeder won't sign him now.

Dunne from a corner looks the best bet... Backed him first scorer at 25/1 anycase.

He'll baulk at Jewell's wage demands and then decieve everyone by sticking Skirge in the hotseat for less wedge.

Butt > Petrov. (overheads obv)

Someone's edited Beckford's Wiki page: :lol:

Realistically? Hughton or Kinnear, take your pick.

GK: Krul RB: R.Taylor CB: Simpson CB: S.Taylor LB: Kadar RM: LuaLua CM: Nolan CM: Butt LM: Pancrate ST: Ranger ST: Lovenkrands bet thats what Chrissy goes for.

Wullie:

No, I made several angry posts about him a few pages back. One moment...

Those player ratings up the page are total bollocks. Carroll and S.Taylor, 7? Fuck off. Both of them were fucking shit for the duration.

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Chopra. Nah, of course fucking not. Sir Les.

Let's just hope this one lasts longer than 9-12 months, eh?

Yeah, that is pretty bad. A red cross on a white background. Boo. Boo-urns.

Agree. He has pace which is something nearly all of our players (bar Enrique and Lovenkrands) sorely lack. Boyd is a fat goalpoacher who would be useless once promotion is gained, and I never want to see that little shit Chopra darken our door ever again.

A fair few of those were as a wide midfielder as well. I still don't want the little shit back, however.

Guthrie may lose the ball by being bullied, but Nolan's piss poor passing loses it just as much. It's hard to say whether Guthrie would get as many goals in a central role as he's hardly figured there.

Drog-bar!

http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/apprentice-contestants/01/mainImage.jpg imo

Spot on with pretty much all of that IMO. Glad your lads had a good time. I agree with all of it except for the bit about Pancrate and LuaLua. I think Hughton just doesn't fancy Kazenga, and to be honest he's been piss poor in the few appearances he's made lately. Pancrate looks good to me, although he's clearly a home player.

Hulse would be excellent in a better team than Derby (plus, they created nowt today - he was playing in midfield pretty much), remember how good he was in the Premiership for Sheffield United? If he wasn't injured with about 11 games to go, I reckon they'd have stayed up that season.

Rob Hulse please.

Taylor is our all action hero, he reminds me of Captain America from Generation Kill You have no idea how angry he makes me. He's a good player but fuck me, his head has either taken a bang or it's swollen just like his stupid chest.