Pilko

Khizanishvili in centre midfield?

The Football section has a funny effect on a lot of posters, it makes them shitter.

Good news. 4-4-2 now please Chris.

No.

You seem quite eager for that to happen, do you want to watch or something? There's no shame in admitting that, I won't judge you. Everyone else will though, they'll call you a massive gayer.

Judging by your passing you couldn't find anyone. Did you touch the ball? Clearly you're going for one of those quote-tastic passages in a thread where zany comment is followed by zingy reply. That was neither of the two listed, therefore I end my participation. Weak.

Followed by us getting up and then "pleased to meet you by the way!" and a handshake. Nice. Was a good tackle that like, would have most likely scored that without your intervention.

Judging by your passing you couldn't find anyone.

Rocker's been formulating the red team, he rang me earlier and told me it. Don't think I'll be divulging confidential information to an opposing player, thanks.

"Nixon has moved on and I believe we're a better team now. It'll be interesting to see what our fans make of him."

I think you'd just about waddle onto our subs bench, maybe if we had a few injuries. Basically, you were one of those players like on FM when you end up offering them around for nowt just to shift them

Dave is a bluenose.

The only players to have featured for both teams are Nixon and The Prophet. Everyone else has played for just the one team.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

There's no way that Nixon is going on the red team again btw. That one was a permanent transfer, for ever and ever.

He said he thought it was imminent about two months ago though. He was only joking though or something. He must have been. When madras thinks the time is right he'll tell us for real.

When madras thinks the sale will go through then that's pretty much it all wrapped up. Will just have to wait till then

Thing is, Redknapp clearly has a case of that disease when a player gets a starting place no matter of their form, in this case (unluckily for you) its Robbie Keane.

Pretty much a done deal, then.

I wish gthat club and it's manager all the misery in the world. If they end up getting relegated (quite likely), then I reckon a mass invasion of the Hull boards is needed, led by Interpolic and his amazing paint drawing of Phil Brown.

Hull 0-3 Everton, after 24 minutes.

because we're better than you innit

Cup tied.

Credit crunch.

Apart from Martin Jol.