Pilko

I fully expect to hear fuck all concrete news regarding the takeover during this latest deadline.

Used whenever anyone gives you a temporary tattoo for nothing.

Alright, own up. Which fuckwitt off here wrote that?

I think we all would on the back of that last performance and result. Performance? After a lucky start, we gave you a lesson second half. We were more up for it first half, and you can't call it lucky. You lot did have a lot more of the play in the second half, but we did more than enough to hold out for the win.

I think we all would on the back of that last performance and result.

Same here. They have a rather large ex-mackem contingent, including the manager.

So we're abandoning the red/blue core lineups? No way am I playing for those shitty blue bastards! If possible you could add those who haven't played in a red/blue game to the appropriate side and make a few changes on those who don't mind being turncoats (Kezman and The Prophet having already done that).

Its taken him this long to realise that even successive promotions will make him like 38 or 39 when they reach the Premier League? Fucking thick or what?

Ah yeah, cheers. I'm sure that rule applied last season at some point though, that's where the thought came from. Not that Hughton would start him anyway.

Where's Mosley when you need him? I'm sure theres a 7-day window before the suspension kicks in if the sending off is for two yellows. Ergo, Guthrie might be able to play this weekend. Could someone clear that up please?

anyone who takes this thread seriously deserves to be strung up by their testicles and shot.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2005/12/21/mick_lowes_203x152.jpg I HAVE A BORING VOICE, THIS IS FRIGGING TORTURE

"The Nicky Butt Centre of Excellence" beckons imo

Was just about to say that. Fucking hell, taking them ages.

This is like listening to that boring priest (That would be me, Ted) from Father Ted, with the occasional summarising comment from Decky.

Everytime he says "Tim Kroool", my blood pressure rises a bit. EDIT: OOOOOOH!! OOOOOOH!!

3-3 at the Britannia, it was 0-2 when I last looked about a minute ago.

If you go out of the cup it applies for the next match. Even if we won it'd be the Ipswich game he misses. My bad, it's the reverse I'm thinking of. A league suspension does not have to be carried out in a cup. Yeah it does... remember when Luis Garcia and Hayden Mullins got sent off in the Liverpool/West Ham league game?, well they missed the FA Cup final for that.

OOOOOOOH!! OOOOOOOH!! OOOOOOOH!! OOOOOOOH!!

Get the feeling it will be a midfield of Gezza, Smith, Barton and Lovenkrands this saturday, with Nolan in his hole.

Mick Lowes: "Not the best 50th birthday present this result................................. for Newcastle's substitute Geremi"

I thought it was seven days before the suspension kicked in?

wp Danny. Get ready for the Kev and Nicky masterclass on Saturday everyone.

Might be nice if we actually had the odd attempt on goal. This is basically a Peterborough shooting practice.