Pilko

I wish I could see what the orgones around Ashley looked like. Or how much sraf or Dust he was attracting. Yes, I read His Dark Materials on holiday. Better logic than some in here btw.

Forest never were going to get value for money when they spaffed a seven figure sum on David McGoaldrought.

We're third after four games. There are FORTY games left, plus at least two cup games. At present, we have very few injuries. Five or six injuries later and we're playing the academy side. Of course we need new signings. What an awful post.

He seems to be channelling Roeders spirit.

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY

Hameur Bouazza terminated his contract in Turkey after one game, wanting to come back to England. Free. Not saying I'd want him, not saying I wouldn't, just putting it out there.

agreed, with the exception of Kadar read "Kadar to start please" as "Coloccini not to start please" take it you've missed the last 3 games Whilst away I only saw the WBA game. Saw highlights and heard various opinions of the rest.

The purple hippo is going to buy us. http://dynimg.rte.ie/00010d581b5r.jpg

agreed, with the exception of Kadar read "Kadar to start please" as "Coloccini not to start please"

LuaLua, Ranger, Xisco, Kadar and Krul to start please.

Shit sugar poo piss pants bollocks

this.

Newcastle United FC confirms that it has extended the deadline to Barry Moat to make an offer for the club! David Craig, SSN

They've got an Andrew Flintoff press conference anyway, unless news breaks in the next five minutes we're unlikely to hear anything till after that.

Maybe they're doing it in the style of one of them kit releases with the slow reveal? We at the Club can announce today that Newcastle United have come to a decision on the future of the Club. And that decision is that the club will Come back tomorrow for the next exciting chapter!

you clearly haven't

Just proves how shit and easy the Championship is, anyone could piss it

200 pages in a month? Fucking hell, I'm not reading all that.

I love the SBR Foundation on the shirts idea. I also think there should be a minute's silence, followed by a minutes applause.

Either means: 1) sale is close 2) sale isn't going to happen and Hughton has a bit more control

It devestates me how Bobby has passed whilst the club is at it's lowest ebb, well really since he was the manager.

Has there been any extra news on this since last night? I need a last hyped-up report from someone before I depart for the sun!

I wasn't going to come online this morning as I'm leaving for the airport in just over two hours, but having heard this mornings sad news I felt compelled to come and leave a tribute. Sir Bobby Robson was one of the greatest men in football - not only a gentleman, a funny man, a great manager and a husband, but also an icon for football. Without a doubt his tenure at St James Park was a blessing, I feel honoured that Bobby was at our club. This mornings news has deeply saddened me and I shed a tear on seeing Sky Sports News as it broke. He was also a great player, capped 20 times by England, and had the honour of managing his country, with the best record in a major tournament since 1966. As someone on SSN said, the word "legend" is overused, but Sir Bobby is certainly a legend of the game. RIP Bobby. Best wishes to your family and close friends. The game has lost one of it's most interesting and iconic characters, and you will be sorely missed.

You just know there'll be some knob dancing around outside SJP with an inflatable nuclear warhead. The thought of that just made me burst out laughing. Cheers.

Followed by an "urgh..." quick change of subject, class.