Pilko

Lovenkrands was completely ineffective against Bristol City. Agreed, apart from setting up Harewood to hit the post and two half chances that he wasted, he served up bugger all.

So 9pm you'll be able to tell us some stuff. Cheers Sillius, I don't care if it's not true.

Who can say they didn't see that one coming?

I agree with Towelie and Mowen about the strikers, Carroll and Harewood is probably our best bet.

Sure it wasn't a Paraguayan and was Chilavert? He scored a hattrick (all penalties) once. It might have been, I'm not too sure. It was a while ago.

I remember reading about a Brazilian keeper in FourFourTwo who took all his teams penalties and freekicks, he had about 45 goals in his 15 year career at this one club.

Eh? I'm sure Friedel, Robinson, Poom, Crossley and Federici have all scored goals I can remember in the last 2 or 3 years.

Sillius clearly has some information and way to obtain it but most of it is him speculating what's said in the papers the next day.

Kanu

If Keegan caught fire then 2sheds would dial 998.

Depends who was asking. Kezman, no. [email protected]? Maybe. the most well known lurker on here after wormy, 1nol and jizz, for those who don't have a clue who he is. Change his name to [email protected], there's a good lad.

Dave: if it came down to it, would you sell your body to keep the forum running? Genuine question.

The alternative is 5-a-side pitches up at Soccerdome or somewhere? For training and then a kickabout.

Rockers just text me: (has no internet atm) He says he's checked the venue and it's free but we need someone to kindly book it or we're fucked. Cheers.

Martin Palermo still getting a game? Fucking hell, he'll be on a bus pass soon.

Isn't this fun.

28/1, fucking hell. I'll put £2 on that then!

Glen Johnson only works when there's a tireless, diligent winger in front of him (Kuyt, anyone?). Essentially, he should be a right winger, I've seen better defending at full back at some of the N-O matches.

and Rio's "lack of match practice". It's because he's fucking shit now - an experienced international defender doesn't make schoolboy errors like that because of a lack of match practice.

Glenn Whelan offers fuck all protection to the back four for both club and country, I thought we'd already established that?

It is a sweeping generalisation, but one that's probably true. You honestly wouldn't believe some of the not just racist, but also historically innaccurate comments that my grandad made about a family of indian people moving in next door (for someone who spends all his life talking about the frigging war and "back in my day").

Every one of them is European based... He's trying to impress people again. Me or him? I'm confused. What's he doing? Him mate. He's trying to live up to that tag line under his avatar. You are very boring. I'm beginning to agree with GM.

I have no need to impress anyone. Everyone who's anyone already thinks I'm quite good.

Do Ireland have a lot of European based players?

I'd love it if he got another ban, keep the gormless fucker out of the side