Pilko

Why the fuck is everyone so sure this is a wind-up? I'll be the first to step back and admit I got it wrong if it is indeed bollocks, but at the moment we have no proof either way. Let's just wait until we get news one way or the other before we jump to conclusions.

now Yorkie has joined in, although I'm not sure if its him or someone on the windup?

"GeordieMatt" has already made a thread and tried to find out, I've asked for some confirmation whether this guy exists or not.

I spotted the hidden joke btw. Get in.

A one week rolling contract might be more appropriate.

You realise that his name is only Sirous Mahjoob in the Western alphabet, and if his dealings have only been in Arab nations thus far then there is no reason for him to be on English google? Precisely. You lot must be smoking some serious shit when James is the voice of reason and logic.

There's about as much proof that this is bollocks that there is for this being truth. 50-50.

3-1, another goal, great too from Delfounseso.

2-1 england, delfouenso rebound.

This had better not be a fucking hoax.

class header but correctly ruled offside. Looked lively since coming on.

1-1, 15 mins to go. Ranger replaces Danny Welbeck.

Maybe it's the leader of the Movementarians?

Anyone else think that this is just a cunning ploy so that Dave can win the admin sweepstake for number of pages this thread can accumulate before a sale? He actually knows we're being sold to Shepherd next week and needs some filler before he can hit his 280 page target and win a bag of crisps off the rest of the admin teams.

Oh one more drink and then I'll go But there's one more thing I've got to know Does he take you places that I don't? What happened to the story that we wrote? You just say you don't know, you don't know Oh no you don't know, you don't know Oh let's just get this whole thing straight I don't wanna kidnap the truth and negotiate Or miss the point that they met you Just wanna hear you say something that you believe to be true You say you don't know, you don't know You just say you don't know, you don't know What it feels like What it feels like And so I'll go before I fall to pieces Yes I'll go before I fall to pieces Now I'm just waiting for something that might never come If it's a million to one shot I'll make sure I won Seems that nothing is safe, except the truth turns to lies Never figured it out, I figured out why So I'll go, yes I'll go Yes I'll go, yes I'll go Oh baby I'll go, oh yes I'll go Yes I'll go, oh yes I'll go Before I fall to pieces Before I fall to pieces Yes I'll go before I fall to pieces Yes I'll go before I fall to pieces

That him?! Get in! Squirtle for DOF!! Are you mad? He's too wet behind the ears. SQUIRTLE DOESNT HAVE EARS http://www.ugo.com/games/super-smash-bros-characters/images/squirtle.jpg fail!

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/anime/anime053.jpg

For christs sake, Mike. Stop posting in this thread, and start publishing some bullshit article about Shola having Iranian grandparents. Do it now!

That's a rather uncharacteristically downbeat post from you.

Has this been posted yet? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1203221/Return-King-Kev-Dubai-tycoon-wants-install-Kevin-Keegan-Newcastle-boss-succeeds-100m-takeover-bid.html

Hughton is probably more entertaining.

Hosain Kaebi please. Love him on FM08, free transfer that becomes a sold right-sided PL player after a few seasons.

The first chant must be "Hooray,hooray its a Ali Ali Daei!" in fine form today billy.