Pilko

Going to watch your local non league team. For a tenner you get a ticket, a pie and a hot drink, packet of sweets and still have change to get the bus home. You witness an honest game of football in muddy, windy, wet and freezing cold conditions, go home and have a lovely hot bath and feel like a proper bloke.

Mind, I can't blame him for being a bit upset. As well as all the shite going on at the club, his lass has been playing the field behind his back:

Going fucking mental when your team scores a late equaliser or winner.

Parky is basically ITV News in poster form. Lets exaggerate EVERYTHING and make people worry about stuff, doom mongering so fun!

Yep, I agree with Yorkie here. Enrique doesn't seem to be the mercenary type imo.

Shocked they didn't say something like "The Magpies have been taken over... Notts County that is!"

HTT. well, maybe not.

"potential" No way he'd go straight into the first team of a PL club tbh. Nailed on he'd spend a season starting in the league cup, making the odd sub appearance in the PL before being loaned out the year after. Thats if he does get bought by a PL team ofc.

You are right tbf.

As I said a few weeks ago, she's a better penalty taker than Oba.

He's spot on about Hughton as well. A very good person, but not a manager.

2. It's possible but very very unlikely.

My prediction: The day before the WBA game, Mike Ashley announces the appointment of John Sitton for 1 game, but he ends up getting a contract till the end of the season. Later, considering its a 0-1 reverse at Burton in the cup he sacks all the players at half time and NOFC end up playing the matches with cp40 as interim manager

He'll be on the blower to Kinnear before you know it.

Nope.

Fucking hell, someone give Steven Taylor a gobstopper. He's a fucking rent-a-quote for the Chronicle, and an embarrasing one at that.

Needs to be a poll for this imo.

Wouldn't necessarily call Tevez a "proper" striker, he's much more of an all round playmaker. This.

Nah, don't think I'll be believing the stupid bitch.

Why? Despite the fact I don't rate either of them, which one is the bigger name? And which one smacks of being an owners signing, and which one smacks of being one of Hughes signings. Quite funny actually how the owners have given Hughes £50m and told him to go and play in the sand with all the other simpletons whilst they go and do big boys business Santa-Cruz is Hughes' signing clearly, what's your point? The owners will be telling him to play Adebayor as he'll be costing big bucks and is the bigger name, thats my point.

Why? Despite the fact I don't rate either of them, which one is the bigger name? And which one smacks of being an owners signing, and which one smacks of being one of Hughes signings. Quite funny actually how the owners have given Hughes £50m and told him to go and play in the sand with all the other simpletons whilst they go and do big boys business

Then it's settled. People off here should run the club.

Give the 9 to Carroll tbh.

Christ.

Christ, shove another bacon buttie in it Kev.