Pilko

I think I'll claim credit for that because that's what I said just before kickoff, told Nut and at least one or two of the other defenders to come forward more. Just for the idea of it though, the execution of it from them was superb

Slim was AC Milan top and had longer hair. neesy easily recognisable as well because his natural expression is a massive grin, always seemed to be smiling even when annoyed or shouting

Actually Yorkie's block on me was quite good tbf. Wasn't sure if he actually got the ball so considering he clattered me I shouted "pen ref!" on me way down and got a gobful of rubber crumbs. He then stood up and said "nice to meet you by the way!"

I've got sunburn now as well!

I'm not back till the 23rd.

Three sausages Two fried eggs Three rashers bacon Four slices bread and butter Packet of pickle onion crisps Breakaway bar Blue riband binge-tastic.

Significantly more potent than the previous attempt of AJ & Crouch. Agreed. I make a better Carrick than I do Crouch.

Ref kepy saying "language" a lot but not actually doing anything about it.

Must say as well it was as funny as fuck watching Nixon and his brother have a shouting match in the second half MAKE A RUN, MAKE A RUN I WAS OPEN THERE, WHY DIDNT YOU PASS YOU DIDNT MAKE A RUN I DIDNT NEED TO, FUCK OFF YOU FUCK OFF

Not enough pace.

Think this match was played in a good spirit as well like.

Get. fucked.

It was only a charity match you plonker. Oh aye that's right, I forgot how INCREDIBLY LAX you usually are with posting football clips.

Obviously I can't post football clips, but search for "Boris Johnson tackle" on youtube and it's what the gimp got off cp40.

Sorry but you were the least productive of your team, partly as they were good but you just didn't seem to get into the game. Sorry Dan but few crosses were over hit. "the least productive"? My job wasn't to produce anything, it was to sit and protect the back four. Reckon I did that fairly well, considering the blue goal was when I was off the pitch as well.

Bitter much, Nixon?

7 isn't a bad score ffs!

And tbf I won and passed it to dan for the first goal.

Right, here's a post match form: PLAYER RATINGS: REDS Gambling Gorilla: Neesy: Optimistic Nut: Neil: Dino: stubrown: Pilko: stu browns mate (england top): Slim: dan b: Gimp: NewcastleRocker: BLUES (less in formation, apologies) NSG/Nick: Prophet: Nicks mate (big guy!): Ken Dahl: stupeedo: Nixon: Nixon's bro: cp40: Wullie: Yorkie: "James" (not sure if that was someone else, sorry): ----------- The Ref: ----------- AWARDS: Worst Player: Most Improved Player Man of the Match Tackle of the Match Shot of the match Block of the match Pass of the match Sportsmanship award ----------- Anything else to say?

Be mint if they rob your camera. They had better fucking not.

Bringing my digi cam btw. Subs job will be to take photos.

There's a queue about a mile long.

How the fuck did you manage to get Harry Redknapp in as your gaffer?

we do need a sub and yes you can.