Pilko

Yeah he did. Someone from central europe with a large personal fortune from the entertainment industry, I think.

Get fucked.

Ah come on, I was just kidding. Point stands that although it may well just be Ashley and Llambias stirring the shit, but try and fucking cheer up and embrace this news, even if it is a load of bullshit? We've waited long enough and this actually does for once sound like a concrete development, to me anyway. Fwiw I hope you have a good wedding and marraige mate, I was honestly only kidding. No offence intended.

If you ask me Dave, your lass agreeing to marry you is just propaganda so she can drum up interest from other men.

Right after they mentioned "Newcastle are close to having a new owner, details after the break!" Did you see the guy fuck up before and say "Michael Owen is to have a medical today before completing his free transfer to Liverpool, he... erm, Manchester United, oops, sorry..."

Fucking hell man, get yourself on the frigging prozac.

Malaysia featuring Qatar? They are all brother Muslims, I wonder if the players will have to pray to Mecca five times a day. If you told Steven Taylor that he'd probably think you meant Mecca Bingo.

Reports starting to add up then - Skunkers and the bloke on the text with Dave having the same info?

It's official, Fergie is senile.

Come on, some concrete news might be nice.

Is he reliable?

Won't be long before news breaks that Skirge has taken them all hostage or something.

This place would explode if Keegan came back.

Come on, this has to be an end. It has to be.

Crumb of hope.

Malaysian Mayonaisse Merchants?

Hopefully Owen will end up like the bit when Krusty crashes his plane. Very appropriate that as well, because what happens to Krusty when he jumps out of the plane? Boy, I'm good.

Llambias: "That concludes the tour. Please visit the gift shop on your way out where you can buy a pencil for 60p, some Newcastle shower gel and deo for £6, a signed, printed shirt for £60 and the ownsership of the football club for £60m."

I walked through there at about 5pm, where were yous?

He deserves a punch in the cunt for wearing that outfit.

Aye saw that, interesting stuff. Look North said there were BBC reports? They are the BBC. That's what they said. "reports from the BBC today"

I know someone but he won't like it.

Decent signing as backup tbf.

Godsmark? Thought he was released?

Look North just said that there was BBC reports of Llambias showing a Malaysian consortium around SJP today.