Pilko

HOPE

Who scored for Real? I went out the room at a crucial moment. *possible money imminent*

Higuain to score, but Barca to win 3-1. says £220.

Crowd the midfield, stick Carroll up top and play for corners. Best hope.

Just let the Stoke fans organize their staying up party in Leeds that night and hopefully have some West Ham fans knocking about.

Aye, fucking stupid rule. No idea why it's used, hopefully a salad-dodger Scot could clear it up? Tongue in cheek.

Aye, Baros, I make that 6 then. Can't think of any more. Still dead irritating though.

I make that four City pen saves (including a shootout) in little over 3 months. I doubt he made that many for us in the best part of 10 years.

Given saves a penalty, never fucking managed that for us Shit Keith Andrews scores the eventual rebound, City lead 3-1

Because loves Keane but clearly doesn't rate Pavulychenko. and also because he's a biased, fat, wii-playing cunt

Haha, that bloke reporting at Elland Road, what a cunt. Just said "Jason Crow has scored for Northampton! Nah, only joking, Beckford has doubled Leeds advantage." If I supported Town I'd be apoleptic by now. Stelling had to apologize

Villanueva and Samba up front... so that's a creative midfielder and a bruiser centre half.

Utaka misses an open goal and then Vela wraps the game up. Excellent stuff.

Lovely that Chelsea one.

Merson is such a cunt, "he's hit the beans!" although he's probably drunk, so he sees the post as one of Heinz 57 varieties Stelling going mental Pools 4-1 down and Carlisle leading 2-0

Tbh Wullie, I'd take a goal from Satan himself if it meant we stayed up. Couldn't give a fuck if it's a cuntish ex player.

As much as I hate City, it's lovely to see football prevailing over that fat headed twat's grinding machine, with a centre back up front.

2-0 Arsenal - Bendtner pen

Brilliant results for us so far - Boro lost, Blackburn, Pompey and Stoke losing. If they stay the way they are and Spurs win, that's a perfect set of results for us.

Stelling with his head in his hands as Carlisle go ahead

Haha, Hartlepool go one down and then a second goes in as as Brian Seymour-Smith is telling Jeff about the first. Stelling hugely annoyed

1-1 at Stamford Bridge - Erik Nevland.

I think there might have been a goal judging by that shout.

Why the fuck does he persist on playing Bates in central midfield? He's got a good engine but no ability at all. And Alves' free kick near the end.

Ballon d'Or winner if he gets a third goal.