Pilko

We should get James McQuillian in to put a leash on these people who spunk money up the wall.

We're easily the biggest attraction in the league, and tbh I think many of us expected to be all over the TV. Plus, it gives them more of a chance to show the "Newcastle relegation montages" from last year they'll have spent all summer perfecting. I wonder if they'll stop showing our games if we start winning all the time? Interesting question that imo.

Reading on SKY? Get in. That's two of our matches I can watch whilst on holiday, meaning I'll probably only miss one. Belter.

Dead ringer for AC:

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably. It's gonna move! The giants of Red Team take on the titans of Blue Team, making them both seem normal sized...

Yeah, ofc it is

How the fuck is that second article a "picture special"? There's only two images on the whole thing!

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably.

That's the most movement I've seen from them in a while tbf.

Carroll will be a very important player next season. I reckon he should easily hit double figures.

Keepers might just have to be ringers.

Now you see the last time I said that to Nixon he said I was a racist.

Fucking hell lads, its one thing to talk shite in English but now you're doing it in Italian?

Last time I remember seeing him was away at The Valley, where we lost 2-0. He netted a penalty at the end. As far as I remember he's pretty quick, half decent left foot and good at running with the ball. Better than Duff, in other words. Yeah, all I could remember was that he was a quick, left-footed winger. Haven't a clue how direct he is, but you're right, could hardly be worse than Duff, especially on a free transfer.

Does he even know it wasn't Dave who made that? The solution is Dave should go twat him one imo.

Last time I remember seeing him was away at The Valley, where we lost 2-0. He netted a penalty at the end.

I'm sure I read that Traore has already signed a pre-contract with someone.

They're probably playing head tennis for three hours, followed by a lap of the pitch and then hitting the showers, knowing Hughton.

But especially in Italy. There's more cheaters per starting 11 in Italy than in England, thats a fact, without me even looking at any stats.

Good news, I'll be able to watch it in Spain now. Think the telly has BBC1 and 2, can remember watching HIGNFY last year there.

Jerome Thomas as well. Very quick player, could give us some pace.

What does she base that on? If you heard ofc.

That happens every year ffs