Pilko

Was fucking shite how SSN said BREAKING NEWS AT NEWCASTLE! and then said "they've had 2 bids knocked back". Bunch of twats.

Would love to see a Carroll-Martins partnership.

Bcause he's clever-or thinks he is. He couldn't not chase it and retain any sort of integrity. But he could however pretend to try and find Jones when the goal was at his mercy with a deliberately gash pass.

They'll probably release one called UNBEATEN

Agreed.

It can't be £6m. Kinnear called the £5m bid 'an insult', and an extra million is too close.

The City fans think he's wank. The City fans also think that Richards and Dunne are mint. They don't actually. The ones that I'm in contact with do. They think Richards in particular is the best thing since sliced bread.

Harry has always been a crooked fucking wanker like. He'll probably 'apple and pears' his way out of this one.

Dock them 20 points imo.

Thanks for the great performances Shay! Now fuck off. Hope you enjoy sitting on the bench while Gigi is lined up in the summer, you cunt.

Can't wait for when he gets totally fucking sonned by Ryan Taylor.

Just the fee then. Hope he fucking well spends it.

SSN reporting a 4-and-a-half year deal signed, Given has passed his medical.

Maybe we can get someone with a final ball onto the wing then.

The City fans think he's wank. The City fans also think that Richards and Dunne are mint.

Gelson Fernandes would be an excellent signing.

1-0 win. Carroll.

He had a flashback to his run in the side under Roeder's caretaker time, I think.

Ameobi was blatantly not even fully fit. The other two I thought played well.

What Sky never, ever, ever realise is that the best games normally involve one title chaser and one mid-table team, or two mid-table teams. The BIG 4 SUPER SUNDAY CLASHES are just like Serie A, games of chess.

His final ball today was totally shite, and for that, he was no better than Duff, even for all his meaningless possesion he had. Every ball was a cross into the centre, low, that Ferdinand booted off the penalty spot.

On what basis? His final ball was fucking rotten.

He was rotten today.

You seem really negative tonight, very unlike you. Have you and Dave entered into some kind of forum 'Wife Swap'?

Stayed with a 5.