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This image sums up perfectly our transfer window thus far: http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9266/discounttentuv9.jpg http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/discounttentuv9.jpg/1/w450.png

He signed till 2011 under Roeder didn't he?

That is a truly excellent post. Well done.

I can, and I just did. In that case you must have a brain the size of a tic tac.

*No posting of football moments, clips, gifs, edits or otherwise* http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,19161.0.html

Yeah, agree with ON regarding the Milner goal, and to me it looked like it hit his head first, then came off his arm. Regardless, it was going in anyway.

You get all manner of mongs on Skysports rumour mill. Delete as appropriate: My uncle/dad/mate is at/groundsman at/a worker at *stadium name* and he has just seen *player name* getting out of a taxi/getting a stadium tour/talking to a club official apparently the bid is *made up amount*

If Kinnear has any sense he'll at least tell him to wait till the summer if he really wants to move - if he loves Newcastle United as much as we think he does then he'll stay till the end of the season and help get us out of this mess. Then he can get the move that he deserves, and that I certainly won't begrudge him. Harper is more than able of filling the gap, and then of course we have Krul and the very promising looking Forster.

He's lying btw.

Does it matter, you still think he's shit.

They never talk to me about anything. "Dad will you ever let me on that bastard computer?"

It's got something to do with that idea Partridge had for a TV show. 'Bad Attitudes.' Speaking of Partridge he should do the commentary on our game on MOTD tonight: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSQ3xgoh-w

The story is all setting up nicely for him to become a legend it has to be said. Smith to score 5 goals in the last 2 games and save us from the drop. We're drawing with the mackems, he comes off the bench, scores an overhead kick in the 90th minute and then runs out of the stadium celebrating, never to be seen again.

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A poem about Dennis Wise: Dennis Wise Has beady eyes

Fuck off. Martins should never be captain.

no.

That's right. Throw in the towel without a fight. It's the way HTT was brought up seemingly.

As a side note - my Sunderland supporting mate's MSN name is: "Joe - How the fuck is Mike Dean A Proffesinal Reffere?"

Can people just stop starting so many fucking threads?

Tooj mate, please, just give it up.

Should be an overnight protest camp after one of the home matches. Something really drastic, chaining ourselves to SJP or something?

Barton and Enrique.