Pilko

Should just offer a free bag of food with every seat, get some fatties on and that way you sell three seats. Seriously though, I want that Graeme Danby bloke again singing, how class was that.

living in Northumberland and commuting to Boro seems a bit daft (if true). Who'd want to live near Boro though? It's a shithole, highest place for car theft in the country too. Yes, even more than the bin dippers.

Or Boro.

At least it's not just Kinnear and Hughton anymore, the amount of work Hughton has done this season he deserves a massive bonus and a fucking medal, even though he was pretty toss as a caretaker.

He's a body, that's all I can say so far - haven't seen him.

Yes, we should be in for him, he's impressed me whenever I've seen him. He reminds me of Butt back in his pomp (the season before the 2002 WC and of course that World Cup).

It wouldn't surprise me if no-one left and no-one came in this transfer window. The only person I could see leaving is either Krul or Forster on a loan, provided Given and Harper both stay put.

I signed him for Reading on FM06 back in the day... 34 goals and shot me to promotion

Maybe they're trying to do a deal for a Spurs player (for the summer?) and are trying to sweeten Saggy Chops a bit?

'player loyalty' and Scolari's admission that he wants a squad clearout. Dunno why he'd offload him now though, Hilario is shit and then I don't even know who the next keeper after that is.

Haha, I'd love it if Spurs re-signed Chimbonda. Would be hilarious, would just need Tainio, Kaboul, Malbranque and Robinson back to complete the set. (shit players they've decided to sign again for obsecene money) Cudicini not a bad move however.

Pace. Is what we need. I hope he starts alongside Owen against City - he's basically a taller Martins (thats ignoring technical ability etc) but pace is so important to our games. If he plays on the wings then Kinnear wants shooting.

Was about to say that.

Gerrard such a cunt

The Daily Mail is basically the idiot's guidebook in daily installments.

GG that's mint

My dad was in Louis' in Jesmond the other night and Martins was there at a table with another young lad - him and his mate got photo's taken with him and then my dad's mate asked him if he'd be fit for the Sunderland game. Oba said that he hoped to be fit but he wasn't sure whether he would be.

With a woman commentator, after five minutes, she asks the co-commentator: "So, which one is the bad guy?" or "Is that guy in the number nine shirt playing as a striker?"

Before long ITV will be employing that god-awful woman commentator from MOTD. "Benjaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, it's threeeeeeeeeee-niiiiiiiiiil!" Get back to the sink.

I'd imagine that Cambell-Ryce would go to Reading to replace Stephen Hunt

James set for Toon - The People Newcastle United will sign Portsmouth goalkeeper David James, as Shay Given and Steve Harper near St James' Park exits. How big a blow would this be for Pompey? Galaxy eyeing Owen - Sunday Mirror LA Galaxy could attempt to lure Newcastle United striker Michael Owen to America. Would this be a huge step backwards for Owen? Shay departure a Given - Daily Star Newcastle shot-stopper Given is poised to join City for £10million. Is £10m a fair price for the keeper? Toon lead chase for Campbell-Ryce - Sunday Mirror Newcastle, Reading and Bolton are all going head-to-head to try and capture the signature of £2.5m rated Barnsley winger Jamal Campbell-Ryce. Would the powerful provider be a good addition?

I wish someone would punch him right in his saggy fucking cuntchops. Bastard.

fading star, please stop digging.

I'd love O'Hara if we could get him. In fact, an O'Hara for Harper swap would be alright if Given was staying.