Pilko

Tweaked his pointing arm.

Prescott Cables. Imagine your team being called 'The Cables' ffs.

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We'll not be playing him at fucking left-back again though, will we? He'd likely come on to shore things up the middle of the park. Derby games are hard work and like it or not, Pardew will be looking to 'close out' the result by 70-75 minutes.

Place on the bench for him, and he'll be invaluable in those final fifteen minutes provided we aren't inexplicably behind.

One of the biggest games of the season and our captain is fucking off abroad instead of sticking around to encourage the lads and watch the game. He is a fucking joke of a captain, that's for sure. So clear he just can't be arsed playing for us anymore.

1-2 win IMO, in a similar fashion to the Cardiff game.

They had two points. There was a graphic on MOTD earlier, there's been 3 occasions in the PL when a team has had 1pt after 8 games and on 2 of those the team was relegated - I forget which team and season it was though when they stayed up.

New contract by the turn of the year I reckon.

I'm still angry about that decision. He goes in late because his shirt is being tugged from behind by one of the odious little mackem cunts.

"Gus and his staff should go to Ellis and ask for the players to be sacked" :lol:

Total Sport is enjoyable. "If we'd kept Di Canio we'd have won those last three games" according to some bird on the email

Conceded three goals in eight minutes. Paolo, Bally and Poyet doing a sterling job for us so far.

Solid again today I thought. Whenever Willo is brought in from the cold he tends to perform well (Bolton away in 2011/12, Benfica at home last season, Cardiff last week), but if he stays in the team too long he goes rapidly downhill. Now please just play well next week

I thought the armband would send him into full on reckless 'warrior' mode but he was superb other than the first goal, which was a farce.

I put the blame more at Tiote's door for playing Suarez on tbh. There's not a lot else he could have done other than just let Suarez shoot, which you just don't do. It's a shame cos he was looking superb up until that point.

The most pleasing thing for me was that the 'right let's settle for a point' moment was about the 88th minute or something. Was expecting us to sit back from half time but we plugged away and defended well without lining up too deep and retained a threat on the break. Promising stuff.

Pretty funny all the set pieces we've aimed at Williamson over tens and tens of matches, and it takes Dummett under an hour of Premier League minutes to bag a goal before him.

Dived in far too much when he was defending, but an absolutely monumental effort from Gouff I thought. He puts in just as much graft as Gutierrez does for the cause, with the added benefit of being a bit good at football also.

Amazing finish for a full-back that like. Played well aside from the goal too - and he's in with a massive shout of playing in the derby.

Much, much better. Daft yellow card but a vastly improved performance.

They were shocking in the first half and it took them until Dummett's goal to wake up IMO. We were in control before the red card, and looking reasonably comfortable I thought.

Planning on getting wankered on Friday night so this will be grim shit to get up to. Plus, of the 50-odd staff I work with the most at work I'm sure a good 30-40% of the ones who like football are Liverpool fans.

Fingers crossed he can still perform on the pitch after this incident. Chevrolet.