Pilko

Yeah. I think I'd go with Gouffran and Cisse up front for now. Sissoko shouldn't be in the team after today. He was pathetic in pretty much every single department.

is that Pardew's twitter account?

93.30 or so on the clock. Ben Arfa carries the ball on the right hand side of the field, cuts inside, flights an inswinging ball towards the back post and Cisse hammers it in with his head just in front of and to the left of the penalty spot.

Don't think I've ever experienced such hatred for a player to be immediately turned around, after that miss following the Tiote crossbar shot. Well done. Now please kick on and use this as a boost!

Alright, just couldn't break them down. Then eventually we did. If that was 'alright' then you need your head testing. How does "alright" go with "couldn't break them down" against Crystal Palace, anyway? Maybe if we were a League 1 team in a cup tie.

Utter, utter shite apart from about 5 minutes around the half hour mark.

That assist SURELY has to see him start after what Pards said about his lack of end product

you're welcome lads.

I don't think I've ever wished death on a footballer before, but Cisse is testing me here.

Once again, he's been terrific and yet surrounded by fucking garbage at all angles.

Tiote doesn't even need to be on. Marveaux or even Gosling would be more use.

Sissoko and Cisse are both a waste of a shirt.

This has 0-1 written all over it.

Shola comes on and Cisse remains. Fuck that man.

Ben Arfa and Anita are the only two who look remotely like doing anything.

I absolutely hate Cisse.

x2

Cisse - go and fuck yourself. Cunt.

Surely it's blindingly obvious we need to change something here?

Sissoko's crossing has been horrific. In fact, his all round performance so far has been diabolical.

How can a team that's been in and just outside of the relegation zone all fucking season be 'solid'?!

Aye, let's all get angry at our rookie left-back because he's the most capable at free-kicks in this laughably insipid team.

I don't think I've ever seen a team with less movement. We're so static.

We'd be 0-3 if he was on. Apparently.

Who the fuck is Yohan Bolasie?