Pilko

Das ist Pardewang!

Need Stevenage and Ipswich to get one each for £25 now, reasonably promising but blatantly will end 1-0.

Hopefully a precaution with a view to giving him a full game against Braga.

Going alright, at HT we have: 5-team acca, 2 winning 3 drawing. 8 teams to score, 5 have scored.

The fuck? I've just come in and we're losing to these shitcunt pikeys. Pardew out etc.

Accumulator York City vs Burnley Morecambe vs Wolves Leyton Orient vs Coventry Doncaster vs Rochdale Middlesbrough vs Accrington Stanley £2.50 pays £51.85 Goals Galore Bury vs Crewe Colchester vs Peterborough Rotherham vs Sheffield Wed Stevenage vs Ipswich £2.50 pays £25.00

Agree with Ian here. 'What proof is there Kinnear would be bad?' ffs. Director of Football, or any sort of job which involves dealing with agents, footballers or those with a very high level of self-importance requires a subtle, patient and smooth touch. Kinnear is an antagonistic, aggressive sweary sort and it's perfectly natural to assume he'd be shit at it.

that's where I'm at now. Just Remy and Gomis and I'll be reasonably satisfied but in no way falling over myself to congratulate Kinnear.

people don't deserve credit for merely doing their job, which in this case was to bring in as an absolute bare minimum one striker. If he lands Gomis, a left winger and anything else on top then he's probably due a bit of credit, as that's more than I think most of us expected.

Strongest team of pre season? Expect to see Gosling, Shola, Williamson and Jonas then.

Surely Ashley would rather spend 8m (and probably pay less wages) for an up and coming resale value player like Ince than £5m for a past it Downing who if we signed would be on bigger wages and blatantly leave for nowt after a few years?

Can imagine Kinnear rates him, actually.

Upgrade on Jonas, all told. I reckon we'll probably try and bid about £3m, wouldn't be the worst deal in the world although I'd much much rather Sinclair or Ince.

Glad he's over the line, now we just need to worry about him getting over the thin blue line.

Marlon Harewood to NUFC, pretty crucial.

No, no, he needs to sign over the line. Signed (player).................................................................... LOICREMY like that

If he's mint then hopefully we'll get him tied down permanently in January assuming all the rapey stuff is sorted and cushty.

Been out all day; will this be announced tonight or tomorrow do people think?

Dave.

knew it was a wind up. Still had to check though

A sex scandal?!

Great news. Something to check me phone for whilst wor lass drags me round the fucking shops.

Yayayayayayayaya

http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-brink-loic-remy-5585506 Very positive spin in today's journal.

The new striker is probably going to be Romeo Sensini.