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Sorry but Joe reminds me of Rab C Nesbitt a great deal more.

I feel bad for Nixon having to share webspace with that silly cunt.

Just watched the extended interview - pretty good tbh. Spoke well, clearly, politely and sounded reasonably optimistic. Obviously he's a mega bullshitter but hey ho.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Hull (18th), Sunderland (19th), Stoke (20th) Overachievers: Cardiff (10th place) Underperformers: Fulham (16th), WBA (17th) Top Goal Scorer: Aguero (21) Break Out Year: Paul Dummett, James Ward-Prowse, Craig Conway, Yannick Bolasie, Ross Barkley Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Rickie Lambert, Ryan Shawcross, Wayne Routledge, Kevin Phillips PFA Player of the Year: Santi Cazorla PFA Young Player of the Year: Matija Nastasic Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (14) How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd round How will we do in the derby games?: Two draws, 1-1 and 2-2 Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Bolton, Leeds Championship Relegation: Derby, Burnley, Huddersfield League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheffield United, Preston League One Relegation: Tranmere, Shrewsbury, Coventry, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Rochdale, Scunthorpe, Bristol Rovers, Chesterfield League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Accrington Stanley FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Villa Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Town Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: AC Milan Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Man U Europa League winner: Anhzi World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, gone by February. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, maximum of 8. How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd place and win the CL, so pretty well Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes but one mistake/issue will call the whole thing into question Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, on Boxing Day. [/b]

Someone with Twitter needs to look up that lad who originally provided the photo.

So could be done today or tomorrow but not official for 8 days?

Should be worked out by % increase from total stakes to total revenue: that way David's €666.66 bets are worth the same as my punts of a couple of quid.

Love this idea. I will gladly prop up the league.

Go to London - you'll either be mugged or not appreciated.

It's too quiet. Hopefully there'll be some positive updates tonight in the Sunday rags.

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Fucking nowt for me!

13 minutes and 0 Championship goals. May as well write off the Goals Galore already. EDIT: There it is - Brighton - to send one of my acca teams 0-1 down. EDIT EDIT: And the second one - Watford - to send another one 0-1 down.

That side will absolutely piss the Championship.

Leeds, Birmingham, QPR treble £2 pays £25.60 Wigan, Wolves, Portsmouth treble £2 pays £21.74 (sorry NUT) All the 3pm Championship teams to score (20 teams) £1 pays £301

1. Palace will stay up in 15th place. 2. West Brom to miss Lukaku and struggle to score goals. They will stay up on the last day in 17th. 3. Bryan Ruiz won't score all season long. 4. Borini will get at least a dozen for the dippers despite being bang average if we're generous. 5. First manager to leave post will be AVB after an early Spurs struggle. 6. Benteke to score less than ten all season and Villa will wish they took the money. 7. Most clean sheets will be Everton. 8. League Cup will be won by a Championship team. Will plump for Derby if specific. 9. Buttner at Man U will outscore Steven Gerrard. 10. Stoke to finish bottom on 28 points. Hughes sacked in December, taken down by firstly Gary Megson and then Pulis to return for the last six games to improve results again but all too late.

CANNONBALLLLLLL Get the petrol, setting the transfer window on fire

I reckon flying in for a medical Monday/Tuesday like. Frustratingly enough.

Won 1-2 with a pair from the Little Ginger Magician

Anthony Modeste The same guy that had a stint at Blackburn and didn't even look like scoring, with a red card and a few conceded penalties to boot? Aye, wish we'd get him instead.

Good on the lad, I say. Sometimes players don't truly come into their own until your throw them into the deep end; something we don't do quite often enough IMO. It's just a question of are we throwing the right kid in? Hopefully so.

I think we will do it if it comes off the future agreed fee tbh.

Le thread title

Yaaaaaaay