I'm trying to work out what would be more 'typical NUFC':
- Absolutely fucking horrible week in which the Colo rumours persist, our main striking target is snatched from us at the death and we look to be gazumped for another transfer deal by West Ham. We therefore manage, against all the odds, to fucking batter Reading at a canter and look like we're really making a proper fist of things.
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- Absolutely fucking horrible week in which the Colo rumours persist, our main striking target is snatched from us at the death and we look to be gazumped for another transfer deal by West Ham. We limp to a pathetic draw/defeat to Reading to compound our misery and the fans turn on an increasingly scatty Pardew.