Pilko

Life's a bitch.

Christ, I'm about to dae a Derek Branning here.

Save Timmy.

Sammy so unlucky

Sammy man you dafty.

Unlucky 'Tan.

Christ lads, switch the fuck on.

Sammy?

Hells bells man.

Intentional/handball or not, he wasn't in the box so how was that a pen? Stupid commentator.

Decent effort Marv.

Christ almighty. My heart.

De Gea is shitting himself

Shit sugar poo piss pants bollocks

Shola imminent.

Fantastic pass from 'Tan, amazing finish from Cisse. Shades of last season!

'Tan time.

Evra again. FUCK OFF

Bigirimana has been excellent as the 'spare man' in midfield who can switch the ball round into space. Marveaux looks class anarl. Best first half performance I've seen from us in bloody ages, I just hope Pardew doesn't have us rooted in our own box for the next 45 or we'll lose.

Mike suspended for Arsenal, then.

Why the fuck did Hernandez not shoot from there? He's a striker, got to fancy that.

So unfortunate Marveaux.

Fantastic direct run there from Marveaux.

Eh he's given it?

Fucking corrupt cheating referee cunts