Pilko

Name them all. it's like that bit on The Simpsons with the wax lips. "The candy with a thousand uses!" "Name them all." "Okay... one, a hilarious substitute for your own lips. Two... err... excuse me, I'm needed in the basement!"

Was just about to say Milner should have passed to Johnson.

How many times are we going to have goals chalked off

You mean just like Man City did the other day by signing Rodwell?

http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/michael-owen-heading-for-glue-factory/

Hodgson out

Bet it's a three-year deal. Or at least, a two-year deal with an option of a third.

Where is that fella? He still alive? He's fine, just some of the mods on here have issues with him. They must be part of that alright on the night brigade of which you speak.

Is it just me or is there summat wrong with the HD feed where the players' hair keeps on fuzzing like a 'no signal' snow screen?

Quick, everyone get your money on Anita staying at Ajax!

That Mackem ITK claimed they'd get a 'blow your socks off' loan signing, it's probably New-ree Saheeyn.

I'm quite excited about this signing, particularly if it means we'll see Cabaye in that advanced midfield role he took up against Stoke at home more often.

Now just waiting for the Rob Scanlon/Mark Douglas/etc tweet saying "Get ready, NUFC about to unveil their newest signing" or whatever

Is Sewelly on there?

Knowing Marty it'll be a three-year contract on £60,000 a week.

Hope he isn't just coming for the money. (Anita dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need)

That's the way Saha Saha Marty likes it, Saha Saha

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/7992407/Anita-in-Magpies-medical

SHIT THE BED

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-cc89f9b91bb522af4821585b82e955f2

was waiting for that

Birmingham, Blackburn, Bolton, Bristol City, Barnsley, Burnley, Blackpool and Brighton