Pilko

He was busy, tidy and showed some good workrate and was unlucky with end product a few times. No really frustrating shit as usual which was pleasing.

Piss poor and I'm just glad Pardew took him off for a change.

The fucker nearly dropped the ball into the net for us twice he looked as dodgy as the day Mike's lot managed to beat him with a backpass.

I've seen words like 'dreadful' and 'pathetic' used a lot to describe today's performance. I'd associate those with the Southampton away game, today was more 'uninspiring' or 'poor' if you're incredibly negative. FWIW if Cabaye or Ben Arfa were fit we'd have won that a lot more comfortably. Souness and his 'door-openers' stuff comes to mind (although Marveaux should have been starting ahead of Perch today really).

QPR created absolutely zilch by the way of clear cut chances today, and Williamson more than played his part. Another good performance after City and he hoofed the ball noticeably less today. He only resorted to that a bit when Shola came on, which I suppose is the point of Shola anyway.

Krul The same back 4 as QPR game Anita Bigi Marveaux Obertan Cisse Ba

First time I've ever used the ignore function, fwiw. P.S. Anyone dare disagree with me and I will ignore you so fast your head will spin.

I've got no problem with people disagreeing or telling me I'm talking shit, but posting a facepalm picture and then not wanting to actually elaborate is, to the point of tedium, really pointless and naff on a forum for debate like. Can't be arsed with it, particularly from someone who spells 'Yale' with a 6. Internet is serious business etc.

The forum can fuck off tonight like. Read some embarrassing bollocks in this thread. We looked solid without scoring for an hour. We controlled the game without dominating it: QPR were absolutely fucking dogshit and apart from that freekick in stoppage time that Krul dealt with, he did not have a single save to make. Pardew made his subs (Shola and Obertan FFS MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) at the exact right time and we built up a head of steam, largely thanks to the input of those two, scored, won the game and saw it out comfortably-ish. The pleasing thing was we looked to play on the counter and grab the second goal instead of trying to sit really deep and defend 1-0. I mean, come on. In isolation it was a professional, comfortable performance. It wasn't vintage or champagne (cue Pards: 'flat bitter') but it was good enough and that's all that counted today: we needed 3 points and we got them. Even from the likes of Wullie, who normally is negative with good reason, the posts I've read have been absolutely fucking stinking. We won the match with relative ease, we haven't won or kept a clean sheet for fucking ages so shut yer trap and enjoy it for a change, man. Gan get some Prozac, honestly. Howay then, explain to me what's wrong with that, shite-for-brains. Let us have your excellent opinion instead of a fucking emoticon, man. No. In that case, I'll be joining the no doubt high number of people who have improved their forum experience by adding you, the pinnacle of naff, heedfullofbrokenbiscuits posters to their 'ignore posts' list. I expect before long there'll be a majority of active users who do the same thing, who could blame them? Bye.

The forum can fuck off tonight like. Read some embarrassing bollocks in this thread. We looked solid without scoring for an hour. We controlled the game without dominating it: QPR were absolutely fucking dogshit and apart from that freekick in stoppage time that Krul dealt with, he did not have a single save to make. Pardew made his subs (Shola and Obertan FFS MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) at the exact right time and we built up a head of steam, largely thanks to the input of those two, scored, won the game and saw it out comfortably-ish. The pleasing thing was we looked to play on the counter and grab the second goal instead of trying to sit really deep and defend 1-0. I mean, come on. In isolation it was a professional, comfortable performance. It wasn't vintage or champagne (cue Pards: 'flat bitter') but it was good enough and that's all that counted today: we needed 3 points and we got them. Even from the likes of Wullie, who normally is negative with good reason, the posts I've read have been absolutely fucking stinking. We won the match with relative ease, we haven't won or kept a clean sheet for fucking ages so shut yer trap and enjoy it for a change, man. Gan get some Prozac, honestly. Howay then, explain to me what's wrong with that, shite-for-brains. Let us have your excellent opinion instead of a fucking emoticon, man.

People leaving today after 84 minutes man.

The crowd didn't want Jonas off either. Bunch of drunken lunatics. Lots of ironic cheers and "aye about time" in the Leazes, like. The bloke next to me kept slating him even when he correctly executed routine passes, miserable wanker.

The forum can fuck off tonight like. Read some embarrassing bollocks in this thread. We looked solid without scoring for an hour. We controlled the game without dominating it: QPR were absolutely fucking dogshit and apart from that freekick in stoppage time that Krul dealt with, he did not have a single save to make. Pardew made his subs (Shola and Obertan FFS MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) at the exact right time and we built up a head of steam, largely thanks to the input of those two, scored, won the game and saw it out comfortably-ish. The pleasing thing was we looked to play on the counter and grab the second goal instead of trying to sit really deep and defend 1-0. I mean, come on. In isolation it was a professional, comfortable performance. It wasn't vintage or champagne (cue Pards: 'flat bitter') but it was good enough and that's all that counted today: we needed 3 points and we got them. Even from the likes of Wullie, who normally is negative with good reason, the posts I've read have been absolutely fucking stinking. We won the match with relative ease, we haven't won or kept a clean sheet for fucking ages so shut yer trap and enjoy it for a change, man. Gan get some Prozac, honestly.

Absolutely fantastic, today. Changed the game along with 'Tan. Not seen the yellow again yet but it looked like a freekick from my Leazes pew, I can be convinced though, it was Shola after all.

Pardew was on the ITV local news saying "even if we lose to QPR I think we'll be fine this season" I'm worried.

My immediate thought was they were an 'easy' target. Same here. It's a step in the right direction, though.

'My peephole pringle is modelled on an SAS (Shola and Sammy) balaclava'

So, probably Bobby Green in net for QPR tomorrow. We need to shoot on sight with that fucking clown between the sticks.

He's playing Pard ball.

Alan Pardew: "No way you big spastic you're a Metalist"

If QPR go 1-0 up we aren't winning the game, 2-0 we'll likely not even get a point. FWIW if we go 2-0 down I think the crowd will turn on him.

Talk about the England squad please.

I'm looking forwards to this but in the same way I was looking forwards to it the last time I came up, for Swansea: for the company, the pub, the Greggs, the anticipation, Local Hero etc etc - then the fucking match - then the post-match pints and my mam's bait.

Going to this now, first game since Swansea.

Andy Impey