Pilko

Official site: 'Fulham Res vs NUFC Res team news Michael Richardson skippers a young United second-string side against a Fulham XI packed with senior experience' Getting their excuses in early for the latest arse kicking then

It'll probably be Niall Quinn and Kevin Ball, hosted by Sir Ricky Sbragia if recent history is anything to go by.

He was decent against Liverpool. He's starting to come into some form.

Aye, must be closer than Besty who was in jacket, jumper and jeans.

I'm all about taking every advantage you can, and Reina's attempted headbutt was a red card offence. Had Perch not gone down, there was every chance Reina could have got away with it. I couldn't give a shit if attention is diverted towards Perch for going down and away from Reina for the actual offence - it was a red card, it got a red card and those are the two key facts in the situation.

Man U/Blackburn draw £3 at 7/2 Yakubu to score first for Blackburn £1 at 4/1 Rooney to score first for Man U £1 at 2/1

I think he might be one of the best slide tacklers in living memory. Timed them all to perfection yesterday.

To think the mackems bang on about class, their last two managers bamping around on the touchline dressed in a) a skintight shellsuit that showcased the impressively huge kite of Steve Bruce and b) a chavvy sports jumper with '31' on the front and socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms on a 60-year old blarney spouter ffs. Empardio Armani.

I remember Pardew being quizzed whether he'd sell Perch or not after the Spurs defeat last season (Carroll's last game for us) and he said something like "James' career at Newcastle is just beginning, I'll be looking to keep him at the football club". I think he just manages the squad players so well.

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Williamson looks like he's just coming into some form, imo.

Senile Motty confined to London again.

Flanagan is even uglier than all of those. He looks like when Bart fuses himself with a fly. http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/bart/BartSimpson23.gif

He was really good today and anyone who thinks he was 'dreadful' clearly hasn't ever watched a football match before.

Someone needs to photoshop Chaos II's CO2-operated flipper onto a gif of Carroll diving over.

Lawro and Jase the Ace on MOTD2.

I thought Perch just shaded it over Williamson today but I'm glad the big fella got the accolade, needs a bit of a confidence boost. Perch already looks composed as fuck at the back which is mint to see.

Colin Murray is a Liverpool fan anarl, should be a giggle.

I was expecting the usual Gerrard masterclass against us today but he looked absolutely lost. The number of Liverpool passes that went straight out for a throw-in today was unbelievably high, and he was at the centre of that.

That's fair enough reasoning, but do you not think he starts to wane in the final 20-25 minutes (aka Shola Time)?

He had another good game, he just looks tired to me though. Why Cisse was subbed on a hat-trick and Ba was made to complete another 90 is anyone's guess.

Completely agree with this. I enjoyed every minute of his piss poor performance today and laughed my cock off when he was subbed. He did very well when he played for us, but he plays for the Scouse Racist Red XI now and deserves every bit of stick he gets - just like Suarez, Bellamy, Enrique, Dalglish and the rest of them do.

Gerrard must have been mis-hitting those passes today with his other four toes, classic mistake.