Pilko

American Samoa might finally get rid of that record

Madrid not fucking about.

Sixfolds (and a 44p = fifty quid~ accy) on: Plymouth Aldershot Oxford Scunthorpe Preston Tamworth Wrexham Cardiff

Went with £2.50 on the exact same myself.

Elliot Ramage Onyewu Boumsong Quinn Duff Faye Pattison Alan O'Brien Luque Smith

I read this and thought you were about to make a really cutting analogy about what a lazy/dour so and so she was. Little did I suspect she supported them. "My wife is Villa. She's predictable, boring, turgid, and she's got a gigantic, useless black man attached to her left side."

Got my £1 back for next goal FK at 2-0.

Next goal in the game to be direct from FK (or corner) is 18/1, threw 50p on that. Villa might get desperate and give away free kicks?

:lol:

Come off it, lads. They've had the reserves win over us, saw us valiantly lose a game in extra time and also a respectable defeat to the league leaders.

Charlie Zog has supposedly been shit but there's no way on this earth he can be worse than Heskey as a left-winger ffs.

what a load of utter shit.

Anyone seen spurs official site's commentary? Seems they got Ray Wilkins to write it.

Two successive roars from flashscores means I'm fucked - Rapid concede equaliser to 10-men longshots and Aarhus concede the second goal at home. EDIT: Now Rapid are down to ten men also but 4-3 up this is a mental game

Rapid take the lead, gtfi.

Villareal are 18/1!? That's got to be worth 50p, £1 of anyone's money, surely?

I have an accy: Rapid Bucharesti Sparta Prague Bursaspor AGF Aarhus Podbesbidzie Bielsko Biada Rapid's opponents were 13/2 and went 0-2 up after 20 minutes but it's now 2-2 at HT and they've had a man sent off, so that's not looking so bad. Sparta are 1-0 up too.

Buying Clyne and flogging Simpson would make so much sense to Ashley. I'd not be too against it myself.

Pattison's wing-play was fucking hilarious, like. The only time I can remember the bald ginger statue actually moving with any purpose was making an overlap during Martins screamer at Spurs. The commentary actually goes "Pattison's got forward, Martins, oh what a goal!" or something. The pretty impressive debut aside, he was shit every time I saw him. I think it had something to do with the poodle of blonde/ginger hair on his head during the WBA game that he then shaved off, he went to pieces after that.

That 'mackem at work' sentence still makes sense if by 'work' he means working down the dole office or as a prison guard.

Started the Accrington game under Hughton, did he not? Played well too iirc. Other than that I can remember a sub debut under Allardyce in the dreadful Stoke cup game, a cameo in the Givengate 1-5 Liverpool match, ten minutes in the KK return dead rubber vs Bolton and the two appearances under Pards at the tail end of last season. Struggling to remember any more.

Things I remember about that game was it was 0-0 at half time, and 3-0 after 82~ minutes, at which point we took off Owen (our only forward) for Rozehnal. We ended 6-0 down with ten men, remarkable even for our standards.

Yeah, they'll void the Alkmaar result and you'll now have a 4-team accy with odds reduced accordingly.

This. Who decides what money is spent, who decided to appoint Pardew, who appointed Graham Carr as scout. http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/156872_141826719205325_128476103873720_219628_6221599_n.jpg