Pilko

people wishing him dead, now THAT is classy

Aye, he's hoping we might qualify for the Intertoto Cup next season with a view to having a crack at the UEFA Cup. That's only if we can finish in the top six places of the First Division though.

Apparently Bill Oddie bought him a dressing gown for Christmas and he submitted the receipt for his own tax purposes. He's guilty as hell.

Be funny as fuck if it was Mark Hughes.

Fucking Germans cost me it. Pricks.

Holland Germany Belgium Ireland Italy £1.50 wins £26.65

Good day for Exeter fans mind you.

You can still get evens on Blackburn to get relegated with a few places.

I love short jewish people as much as the next man but I'm not getting a t-shirt advertising that fact dammit.

When we know we have a 'like a new signing' coming in for free? If Perch is pushed into action before January and Williamson still isn't fit by then, our hand could well be forced. I'm not saying we'll go out and buy a top-class player, just that we'll get someone less shit than Perch in. Maybe Ridgewell.

Could be a blessing in disguise in that we might actually buy a centre-back in January.

A thoroughly detailed edit.

Joey Barton does, he was a club employee who broke the law and didn't have his contract terminated. I wasn't aware that meant we now are bound to stick by Ranger. You deal with things on a case by case basis, surely?

Apparently from now on, if one of our players has to go off to change their boots, socks, shorts or shirt, the PA will start reading out a message. "Steven Taylor is getting these replacement Donnay socks, only three ninety-niiiiiiiiiiiine!" "Tim Krul is getting a replacement printed replica shirt, was forty-four ninety-niiiine, now only thirty-four ninety-niiiiiiiiiiiiine!" etc

Most likely the official TV captions etc will say "Sports Direct Arena" but I think pundits will just call it St James Park and dismiss it as a shit Ashley thing.

I personally couldn't give a shit about this. Fans will call it St James Park, it always will be St James Park. Ashley can call it whatever he likes. I even remember Jeff Stelling on GSS saying of sportsdirect@SJP "Well, Newcastle to home today to *team* at the sportsdirect@stjamespark stadium. That's the last time I'm reading that out, I'll call it 'St James Park' because that's what it really is"

it doesn't even fit but that made it funnier

Didn't they originally say they're not getting rid of St James Park when the whole "@SportsDirect" shit came out during the promotion season? Apologies if this has been mentioned/answered already, I've not read the bulk of this thread for ages now.

Nearly 70 or something, that shouldn't matter though imo. What you have to remember is that Pardew was an absolute nobody 12 months ago. He'd just been sacked from a League 1 team. Even two highly successful years managing us won't get him the gig from that - otherwise you could argue the likes of Ian Holloway and Tony Pulis should be in the frame too.

Harper Simpson S.Taylor Perch R.Taylor Guthrie Gosling Smith Sammy Shola Ranger

Pardew's stock has risen massively over the last year but the England job will come too soon for him imo, even if he continues his progress with us. It'll be Redknapp.

Please let that be real

Kalou would get 15-20 goals as a regular starter in Chelsea's team imo.

A corpse holding a sign :lol: I choked