Pilko

'Bridge is shit and has signed for Newcastle'

Please, let it be Rodallega.

Bradley comes out of that job looking like a very good coach.

"Come on, leave Toon!" "No." "I'll be your friend!" "No." "Awww, you're mean!"

They can be very, very persuasive. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo18ptSTKg1qbrkr9o1_500.png

Because he's just a patter merchant?

3 in 4 actually Both are technically correct, yes. http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/9/9f/Number_1.0.png/225px-Number_1.0.png ...the best kind of correct

Danny Guthrie needs a heart more than the bloody Tin Man. He did very well in the Championship, for a winning side. When the going gets tough, he becomes anonymous. The only time I can remember him truly raising his game to superior midfield opponents was the 0-0 Man United home game. That's all. Like Lovenkrands, he's okay to have around when you play the bottom six teams in the league.

The guy at the back clearly hates our manager. "Pardew's Fucking Shit"

If he does that, I can almost guarantee that someone, somewhere, will manage to get it taken down, by hook or by crook.

Please let it be Lovenkrands

Twitchy loves to stockpile centre-mids like.

I'd love us to sign a forward with as much footballing intelligence as Sheringham or Beardsley. THAT pass for Shearer's goal against the Dutch. Brilliance.

One does not simply walk into West York-shyer.

I'd fucking well hope to get a game after flying all that way out last minute, like. Glad for Dummett.

annoyance disapproval disdain

0-2, get in. Coloccini

since when is Skirge the voice of reason? I expected "quick fkn say Abeid's got 40 fkn goals and a third fkn nipple"

*pardy

Reminds me of Cunningham sent off in Asia and Fat Nose going spare.

'two banks of four' is the first phrase he's used that pundits over here use too.

The Tyne and Where derby.

20 England u21 games, 29 goals.

Enrique played in the last game ffs, he's got no idea.

Lowes: Ball drops for PLAYERS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.......................................................................... has scored.